Evil 🖤 Ray

Don't tell the others, but you're my favo(u)rite.

F ELON AND THE FELON

Uberty.

Not going to leave X because there's more to the world than just the US of A but won't be updating until the resurrected clown car comes to a stop again. Message if you're in need of evil.

"Missing a train is only painful if you run after it! Likewise, not matching the idea of success others expect from you is only painful if that’s what you are seeking." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb #stoic #stoicism

So the baker says to Thom McAn, he says, "Loafers."

The tingling sensation means that it's working.

It's too bad we don't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore.

Last night I dreamed that I ate a pillow and when I woke up my giant marshmallow was gone.

"We conquer the world by conquering ourselves." - Zeno of Citium #stoic #stoicism

So the Angolite librarian says to the guy, he says, "It has its prose and cons."

PIE ARE SQUARED

"You have power over your mind — not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength." - Marcus Aurelius #stoic #stoicism

So Sir Cumference says to the Questing Beast, he says, "Too much π."

The pornograph was invented by Swiss engineer Jaques Mehoff in 1869. Early models where were powered by a hand crank.

"The willing are led by fate, the reluctant dragged." - Cleanthes #stoic #stoicism

So the ghost stripper says to the guy, she says, "Paranormal entities."

"You can change it, you can accept it, or you can leave it. What is not a good option is to sit around wishing you would change it but not changing it, wishing you would leave it but not leaving it, and not accepting it." - Naval Ravikant #stoic #stoicism

So the naval museum tour guide says to the group, she says, "Please keep your voices down, this is a place of warship."

We had a dog that used to do that.