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every tweet on my timeline right now:
ITS OVER, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
and it’s about either:
- Joe Biden
- a Seattle Mariner position player
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many of america’s problems rn would be solved if the dems had one (1) kendrick lamar-tier hater
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you know times are tough when it’s easier celebrating caesar salad’s birthday than america’s birthday
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Not single or taken but a secret third thing (I plan my life around sports)
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Joan Jett complaining about how the MASN app sucks while on the broadcast is hilarious
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Flavor Flav is not only a Will Power fan, he’s an advocate for women’s athletics!
He will be sponsoring the U.S. women’s water polo team for the Paris Olympics per @NBCOlympics
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June 24, 2007: The last Indy car race at Cleveland. After the race, Robin Miller had this legendary blooper while taping a segment for Speed. 🤣
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Happy 3rd anniversary to this tweet
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every cat is a god.
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"we never used to have all these women in their 30s suddenly getting diagnosed with ADHD"
listen, I wouldn't have even noticed I have ADHD if I lived in an era where my doctor could ask if I want to lose 5lbs and then hand me enough amphetamines to see the face of God
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sometimes I see the grand plans of long lost civilizations, and wonder what the world would be like if they were ever implemented
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Joan Jett on @98Rock talking about how she always stays up for the end of the O’s games even if there’s a long rain delay because she can’t sleep until she knows the result. Truly a real one
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You know that the DC congestion pricing report had irrefutable evidence that a congestion pricing policy would turn DC into the best city in the world, but make Maryland car commuters irrationally very angry, and that’s why mayor Bowser is illegally refusing to release it


































