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Buddy got caught cheating so his girl ironed all the pleats out of his Issey Miyake, cops had to 5150 him
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in between the nothingburger and the everything bagel, there is a place—I will meet you there
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if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate




































