@ewitsdave

basically I’m skinny mother teresa | 5’11” but 6’5” on Grindr | he/him

 Chicago, IL
Joined August 2010
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thank you for an unforgettable weekend, @lollapalooza! see you next year 😉✨💖
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Kelly Clarkson needs to be stopped!
BBC Scotland News
@BBCScotlandNewsOct 27
Metal bird sculpture stolen from art exhibition bbc.in/4ibSlM0

Police investigate theft of charity sculpture in Inverness

The artwork was to be sold to raise money to help fund Highland mental health services.

bbc.co.uk
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegarden25 May 2024
what's the nastiest read you've ever seen someone give😭
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Friendsgiving planning underway! Excited to host a proper one this year and not at a restaurant 🥰
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Nicki Minaj is married to a pedophile. Her brother is a predator. She loves rapists and criminals. Which is why she loves Donald Trump and the Republican Party. She’s upset because the world knows about her husband and brother. She defends them and attacks their victims. She, her husband, her brother, the Republican Party and Donald Trump are threat to women, girls and children everywhere.
Headquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 25
Nicki Minaj: We don't wanna be bombarded with sex changes
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Brad
@BraddrofliTOct 25
Fox News is putting Nicki Minaj up telling people to vote red. Let’s break that down. Can Nicki Minaj vote? No. She’s not a U.S. citizen. Can Nicki Minaj’s husband vote? No, he’s a registered sex offender. Can Nicki Minaj’s brother vote? No, he’s serving 25 years to life for child sexual assault. She seems like the perfect spokesperson for MAGA republicans.
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she really is a clown omg
Pop Crave
@PopCraveOct 25
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” in Port Huron, Michigan.
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Attn Nathan Fielder
Gramps@GrandpaHarris65Oct 23
What if we just built a replica of the Oval Office in a mental hospital and told him he won re-election?
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good fucking lord
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narsh@NarshhOct 22
The way she called Charlie Kirk a pussy with 0 hesitation rly one of the greatest cinematic moments of 2026 lol
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me to @GreatLakesGay
jainormis
@jainormisOct 22
you’re my friend and to some extent my wife
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Shea coulee ig post abt slayyyter… limited comments bc she’s talking out her ass lmfao. What’s the point of calling someone out for their behaviour if they apologise and you go “hm you could still be thinking racist thoughts lowkey”?? so could anyone??? What are we doing?
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Bobby@B_McC2Oct 22
Gays on here are so funny. The world is burning and you’re still in a fuss over which musical artist someone is and isn’t listening to? get a life get a jobbbbbb
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and when they fight over singing Gaga’s lines
sam greisman@SAMGREISOct 21
The Rachel/Kurt Shallow duet is gonna hit
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@according2b4rOct 20
"i'd love to see britney pull something like this off 🤡"
riders way 🩵@livvslivieOct 20
id love to see britney pull something like this off 😂
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Jack@GayLaVieOct 21
We Are Charlie Kirk (Glee cast version)
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Hear me out… “American Horror Story: Glee” Explains the revival and AHS renewal 👀
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"Britney pull something like this off" THIS IS BRITNEYS SPEAES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT NOT SOME RANDOM NUGU
riders way 🩵@livvslivieOct 20
id love to see britney pull something like this off 😂
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sometimes a family is evil cocaine dad, hologram mommy, a loose monitor lizard, and nathan fielder
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