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Evan Lorendo

@ewlorendo

just a dude

 MWZ via MEL via DXB via ATL
Joined June 2013
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For years, my dad battled Parkinson’s disease. On Election Night, I got to tell him, “Pop, we won.” This morning, he passed away. A part of me believes he held on just long enough to see his son make it to Congress. He won’t be there when I’m sworn in. But I know he’ll be standing right beside me. Rest easy, Daddy. I’ll take it from here. These next two years are for you ❤️
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greg
@greg16676935420Nov 4
You could not waterboard it out of me that I had a mole inside my opponent’s campaign and still lost
Brandon Herrera (@TheAKGuy) profile pictureBrandon Herrera
@TheAKGuyNov 4
Oh yeah, one last thing. One of the people we had inside the @katy4congress campaign might be someone you’d recognize…
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Bro that World Cup changed Kansas forever. These people spent weeks partying with Algerians
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FC Augsburg
@FCA_WorldOct 30
FC Augsburg believes it's quite terrible to have 17 other Bundesliga clubs sitting on a bunch of the league's limited supply of points.
Pubity (@pubity) profile picturePubity
@pubityOct 30
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBOct 26
The official position of the NCAA is that it’s fine to be a former professional athlete from Europe, just as long as you didn’t take any classes.
Justin Hokanson (@_JHokanson) profile pictureJustin Hokanson
@_JHokansonOct 26
BREAKING: Mantas Rubstavicius is withdrawing his lawsuit against the NCAA after new information emerged about his eligibility. Auburn has also fired GM Brian Kloman over his knowledge of Rubstavicius’ college coursework in Lithuania. Details ⬇️ STORY: on3.com/teams/auburn-tigers/…
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What the actual fuck have I just read
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Ryan Grim
@ryangrimOct 8
Covering up details of the killing of Americans while soliciting bribes in a foreign country goes beyond the typical corruption we are used to
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@infinite_jazOct 8
NYT reports that a Huckabee top aide is a literal traitor, actively covering up Israeli killings of American citizens and falsifying embassy reports about Israel’s role in settler violence.
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Replying to @JoshPateCFB
@JoshPateCFB Please stop with the slander of college football games being played overseas. I won't argue about expanding the game, but I promise you for a lot the players it will be the game they remember the most and it is a fun experience for the fans as well.
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I will personally sponsor Pate State to come to Dublin next season for Week 0 for Wisconsin and Pitt. Come experience it and it will be one of the most unique games you have been to.
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“Billionaires should collude to prevent awareness of Palestinian humanity” is a wild position to adopt in 2026.
Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) profile pictureDave Portnoy
@stoolpresidenteSep 16
I back Robert Kraft banning Macklemore from performing at Gillette 1000% and thank him for having a spine when many others in his shoes don’t.
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I will never forget when my British girlfriend called me the second week of November 2011 and said " I can't believe it's been 10 years, I hope you're ok today". It honestly took me the day to figure out what she was talking about.
tanya (@Tanya_Sabrinaaa) profile picturetanya@Tanya_SabrinaaaSep 11
european boyfriend: why are Americans so obsessed with the 9th of November?
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Glenn Greenwald
@ggreenwaldJul 30
The Democratic Party establishment and @neeratanden need to do a much better job of vetting their candidates. Shameful.
Michael Tracey (@mtracey) profile pictureMichael Tracey
@mtraceyJul 30
Ladies and gentlemen… the Democrats
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So the chip in the ball detected the Croatian player’s hair vs Portugal but it didn’t work when the ball hit the freaken cable of the camera to favor England?
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Statement from the Office of U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham (R-South Carolina).
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I was there with Rep. Khanna as an expert on settler violence. Armed settlers were the first to arrive, and then, as has become the norm, Israeli soldiers joined them. Together they detained the delegation for over an hour The IDF is lying and not for the first time.
Ro Khanna (@RoKhanna) profile pictureRo Khanna
@RoKhannaJul 11
Israeli settlers, brandishing American made M4s, detained me & other Americans on my trip to Palestine. When the IDF arrived, they sided with the settlers & continued our detention. They made a huge mistake. You will be hearing more soon. nytimes.com/2026/07/11/us/po…
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Balogun
@balogunJul 8
My debut World Cup… it hurts to wait 4 years to compete at the highest level our sport has to offer. I want to say sorry to our fans it was not good enough when it mattered most and we let you down Soccer in America will only become bigger the belief, the talent, and the passion is continually growing and I know the best days are in front of us, the future belongs to those who never stop believing, this moment will fuel us. We will be back Why not us? For the nation. For the flag. 🇺🇸🦅 B
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Assal Rad
@AssalRadJul 7
This was Javier Bardem at the Spain vs. Austria game. The man never misses a chance to speak up for Palestine 🇵🇸
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We are getting rigged allegations against the USMNT 🇺🇸… Ladies and gentleman, we have made it!!!
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Assal Rad
@AssalRadJul 3
“Controversial”
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostJul 1
Controversial kids YouTuber Ms. Rachel donated to Mamdani cronies who swept NYC Dem primaries in anti-Israel wave trib.al/IJvxHmC
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David Sirota
@davidsirotaJun 23
With today's passing of Alan Greenspan, the one thing you are obligated to do is watch this C-Span clip of Greenspan being utterly destroyed by Bernie Sanders, at a time when every other lawmaker was praising Greenspan as a hero as he created conditions for the financial crisis.
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