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Bitch McConnell

@exlibris

Clever girl. she/her. ENTHUSIASTIC SINCE 1979!!!

 Turkey Tech, California
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I look healthy. I am not. I give myself injections to kill my immune system to treat Crohn’s disease and Ulcerative colitis. I am severely allergic to all antibiotics at this point—even topical creams. I get very sick very easily. This is what #HighRiskCovid19 looks like.
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God, I miss this old bird
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@theneonstreets I meant to say this earlier, but I am so relieved FDoops didn’t turn squid. Also, if you were to use any of my verses in the podcast, I would die happy (but hopefully not for a long time)
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Also, I felt like the bars on Crohn’s disease were just for me. I mean, they probably weren’t, but I’m going to continue to believe they were just for me anyway
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Jason Koebler@jason_koebler5 Aug 2022
Important space story: vice.com/en/article/akeemk/c…
French Scientist's Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo

French Scientist's Photo of ‘Distant Star’ Was Actually Chorizo

Étienne Klein’s tweet was liked and retweeted thousands of times before he revealed he was trolling and the photo showed a slice of sausage, not Proxima Centauri.

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I want to play a game where currency is self-sealing stem bolts
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She’s a ten but she’s my X
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She’s a ten but she’s an X
She’s a ten but she’s hungry
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Fantastic plot twist at the end!
Vince Mancini (@VinceMancini) profile pictureVince Mancini@VinceMancini11 Jul 2022
I stand in awe of this headline
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Elias’ gymnastics teacher is a young dude who looks just like Steve from Stranger Things.
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He’s also good with children. Wait a minute…
Okay, but hear me out. What if this is how T-Rexes moved.
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Republicans: Thoughts and prayers Democrats: Donate and vote
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FreaksDon’tCry@TokyoDilf12 Jun 2022
YES! FASTER! YES!
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cory@coolmathgame_3 Jul 2022
if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick
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Sam Comerford@RRollplaying3 Jul 2022
Shitty Character Idea: Literally a goose. That’s it. Just a goose. #DnD
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Replying to @JPHilllllll @JoshuaPotash
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Image from i saw the tv klo 🇵🇸🕊️ (@esotericfloozy)
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Pepper Boy@KiddDozer27 Jun 2022
Son you are 18 now would you rather inhale toxic fumes or stare at excel for 8 hours a day
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boar wearing pants, france, 14th century
A medieval drawing of a boar wearing a dashing pair of blue trousers

ALT A medieval drawing of a boar wearing a dashing pair of blue trousers

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Clue Heywood@ClueHeywood26 Jun 2022
Kevin says come to this Arizona dive bar in the next 26 minutes for an ass-sniffing
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