Ian Paterson

Oh no if I was Clara I’d be taking my showstopper up with my jacket on holding my handbag and car keys #GBBO

Christ we couldn’t buy a clean sheet at Dunelm right now #nufc #newavl

Been sent an email from Man City saying I have to tell everyone my Oasis tickets cost £2000 not £200 and post on social media but weird #mancity #oasis #etihad

The bank send round their perfect ballifs for this house #granddesigns

Who is the co commentator tonight #NEWWBA

Tuchel not taking #Palmer to the World Cup might be the best thing that’s ever happened to him #chelsea

Eddie Howe starting looking for houses in the Cheshire area #HULMUN

You can smell his Kouros through the TV #TOTP

Worried that Geordie Journos is going to be @LiamJKennedy23 and they’ve swapped Dom and Jordan for 5 teen journalists

Honestly we don’t help ourselves #SCOBRA

Do you reckon John Terry has a full kit on under that suit to celebrate on the pitch at the end of the game #ENGGHA

Todays referee Michael Salisbury controversial kit choice #MUNNFO

Does Pep do it on purpose just to mess up my fantasy football week #MCICRY

New leaked images of Chelsea strip looks smart #rosenior #Chelsea #PSGvCHE

Can’t believe it was Chris Kavanagh Doing the #FACup #draw #newcastle #nufc

So is that Villa down to 11 men #AVLNEW

What a match and what about Miley played three different positions was just waiting for him to pull a pair of goalkeeper gloves out his back pocket #NUFC

"WE'LL BE COMING" #scotland #steveclarke

Being a Scotland fan since the days of Ally McLeod it really is the hope that kills you #SCODEN

Forget C7 and R9 It’s all about Mc4 #SCODEN Scott McTominay