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𝐩𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧’ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐧𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2013
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Austin Reaves will score 43 in today's Lakers win vs Pistons.
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ᴀʟʟᴇɴ retweeted
AUSTIN “HIM” REAVES
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AUSTIN REAVES TONIGHT: 43 POINTS 5 REBOUNDS 4 ASSISTS 14/27 FGM 4/6 3PM 11/11 FTM
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LAKESHOWWWWW BABY!!!
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that's how I solve problems and arguments in 2027
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NO LUKA NO PROBLEM!!!!! 😤💜💛🔥
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The Pistons haven't played since Wednesday and the Lakers absolutely BLITZED them in the first quarter despite flying across the country. LA leads 38-14 without Luka 😳
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“I’m moving to Florida now”
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Crazy what a breakup can do for a man. Luka Doncic got skinny and now he TERRORIZING the NBA. 😭 Relationship Single
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I’m obsessed with zoomers, they really do not give a fuck
Boomers better learn their fucking place.
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Boomers better learn their fucking place.
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“How does it feel being a loser, Mr President?” - Sky News reporter, Dominic Waghorn 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Give this man his Pulitzer Prize.
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Zaire Williams thought Austin Reaves was Luka Doncic: “50 BALL!” Reaves: “I’m the wrong white person.” 💀 (h/t @BrickCenter_)
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LUKA THA MUTHAFUCKIN DON!!!!!!!
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Charlie Kirk said Texas would never vote for Democrats in his lifetime. He was right! 😂
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Democratic socialist Nithya Raman will defeat incumbent Karen Bass in the Los Angeles mayor's race, CNN projects. Follow live updates. cnn.it/47WYvLB
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hi future president
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Get a job broke ass bitch
Imagine voting against $5000 in your bank account 🤦‍♂️
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Trump pledged $5,000 to adult U.S. citizens if Republicans retained Congress in 2026 midterms. Democrats won both chambers, so it does not apply. Similar prior promises went unfulfilled; it needed congressional approval and would cost over $1T. apnews.com/article/trump-… pbs.org/newshour/polit… snopes.com/fact-check/tru…
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insane that this 10 year old 100% caused her to lose her reelection
A 10-year old boy wrote Virginia Foxx a letter as part of a school project. He had to write a persuasive essay and he chose tax credits for electric vehicles. The congresswoman responded by ripping him & his teacher. Last night, voters retired Rep. Foxx.
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We did Charlie. We did.
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