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jet city woman

seattle
Joined April 2025
Replying to @LadyNimby @anisenot
ofc a catholic would mock the idea of consent
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wearing my halloween pussy today
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Replying to @anisenot
You’re getting rightfully dragged for this
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did what no girl has dared to do before (cleaned my mirror)
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Replying to @VegNews
the spring rolls are probably fried in the same deep fryer as the chicken
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you’re not spoopy you are 38
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I don’t know shit about star trek but RIP to those who died
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Replying to @PanderShirts
Positivity 🩵
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really glad to see so many people rally in support of bbw facesitting 🥲
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plus Arabic is already the second-most spoken language in Ohio after English
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Replying to @TheRoarOf1984
chocolate milk, joint, movie
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thread of headlines from newspaper archives about people with the same names as future famous people!!!!
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area woman retweeted
Replying to @LaneB7777
Deal with your hair
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Replying to @cruhbluh
Oops. I had the wrong Bolsonaro bc the son looks legit elderly for being born in 1981 lol
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Replying to @wrinklefreelee
so now their shoes will be too tight lol
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just because someone is from Wisconsin doesn’t mean they’re an alcoholic
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Replying to @DeadManSkipping
A celebrity and not even a known one…brutal
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puffer coat in the club
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area woman retweeted
here’s to the yearly "lou reed’s last ever post before he died" tweet rip legend
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he was right
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