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reasons why I’m a dumb bitch

San Francisco
Joined June 2017
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outlook better STAY DOWN
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workday going at an absolute snails pace and I have 0 motivation
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and that’s why other mommy flopped
Jessica Chastain thought "Hypocrisy & Bullsh*t" was tacky… #WWHL #RHOSLC
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matter of fact lets bring back buzzfeed
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waking up tomorrow in woke libbie america
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republicans you’re over sis
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this time change amplifying sunday scaries by 100
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W H A T
HBO’s ‘GIRLS’ is being rebooted for a limited 5-episode run. Lena Dunham, Alison Williams, Jemima Kirke & Zosia Mamet are all returning. (deadline.com/2026/10/girls-h…)
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just got a random wedding invite from a lesbian couple sent to my phone number and now I’m scared I somehow know these people and have no recollection
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AHS 13 having madison’s first lines include surprise bitch
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killing myself
🚨 Charli xcx performing her debut single “Stay Away” as the surprise song for opening night of the Music, Fashion, Film Tour! 💜 #MFFTourPhilly
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slayyyter tonight
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the Halloween game NPCs
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why is this giving Lisa Barlow
Quenlin Blackwell teases the next guest on ‘Feeding Starving Celebrities.’ Who do you think it is?
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who is stella lefty that sounds made up
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just got 326 dollars from the mubi class action settlement?!
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13 years without a new Sky Ferreira album
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