@eyvind@mastodon.social So long, and thanks for all the tweets.

Joined June 2008
Eyvind Bernhardsen retweeted
The Myth of Icarusk
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"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness...while trying to set up continuous integration."
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Always exciting with a complex problem can be solved with awk.
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Eyvind Bernhardsen retweeted
Handlingsrommet@UtweetsE3 Aug 2022
EU har sine mangler. Men EU får også skylda for ting de ikke har noe med, og nordmenn skyver gjerne EU foran seg istedet for å ta grep selv. Så her kommer en tråd for å loggføre de mest skamløse ansvarsfraskrivelsene der politikere og debattanter sier det er #EUsinskyld.
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How to master software estimation with this one simple trick (PMs hate it): Don’t.
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Sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump and dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming of the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry.
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.@Schwarzenegger has a message for the Russian people.
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I think build reproducibility is mostly useless, a big boondoggle. It's particularly annoying when proponents make big crazy security claims to justify it (e.g. "it will disincentivize violence against developers" wat..?), then when challenged switch to boring subjective claims😠
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Eyvind Bernhardsen retweeted
🇺🇦 Given that my country has been all over the news for the past few weeks, I decided to share my personal feelings on the matter. After all, I might not have another chance to do so. I generally try to avoid politics, but the current situation makes it impossible. So here goes.
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Well this is outstanding
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People dunking on this as chart crime are wrong, this is a legit chart. That doesn't mean bitcoin isn't an unscalable pyramid scheme touted by grifters and idiots that's destroying the planet and risking the unwary's savings. It just means the latest dip wasn't that big.
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Eyvind Bernhardsen retweeted
As a… – Crypto bro I want to… – tell everyone we are taking back control from the evil wealth-driven ultra-rich so that… – I too may become ultra-rich
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This is NFTs and cryptocurrency in flesh. Hundreds of cards running 24/7, every two cards the equivalent power usage of a microwave. All producing... Nothing. Imagine this processing power turned to something tangible for society? Sadly all about profiting...
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Eyvind Bernhardsen retweeted
did you know that if you put `+noall +answer` into `~/.digrc`, it'll make your dig output easier to read? here's a before/after
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Not only is today's date a palindrome, it's also an ambigram. You can read it left to right, right to left, and also upside down #nerdalert
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RT if you were part of that tiny 1993 bar. (via @markrendle)
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this is the best description of NFTs i’ve ever seen
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