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Hay gente que hunde todos los barcos a los que se sube y aún así está convencida que el problema es el mar.
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RULES TO TEACH YOUR SONS
1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The other for her.
14. Marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play.
25. Manners make the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings
30. Be confident & humble at the same time
31. When in doubt, remember whose son you are
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Hilarious. Oh please do it Elon! @elonmusk
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Tener una pareja que no vive buscando atención en redes sociales es una bendición que pocos valoran
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Ay, Dios quiera que quede esa persona tan íntegra, preparada, honesta y demócrata.
Gracias por recomendarla, señor.
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Tienen que ver esta chulada de contrato que descubrimos en #Latinus… y quién lo firma! Presiento que no le va a gustar nada a la presidenta. #Loret en @latinus_us
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#Loret en @latinus_us
Casi me gana la risa. ¿Qué pasó, presidenta? Íbamos muy bien.






















