Just to clear things up Wolfgang von Smith is not my real name. I have no intention of being cancelled by idiots on Twitter.

Joined July 2016
Yes, she learned that she was a slut!
When the writer Kitty Ruskin set out on a mission to have no-strings sex, she learnt a lot about herself and even more about the state of modern dating

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A brilliant and funny book from a first time author. amazon.co.uk/Coach-Holiday-D…
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The other day British TV host Jeremy Vine filmed himself cycling recklessly through London where he was almost hit by a bus. He then posted the video on Twitter trying to get the driver the sack but people called out his dangerous cycling. This was his nasty response to one guy
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There is a reason why he has had all of these parties. It's because he knew that the virus wasn't deadly so why should he change his way of living. He did however want the public to believe that the virus was deadly so he implemented measures to control them.
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Gotta love the hypocrisy on Twitter. The very same people who are against hate speech are the same ones wishing death upon #JimDavidson!
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Apart from growing a bigger ego, what exactly has changed with Hamilton? What was special about his performance on Sunday? Did he work his way through the pack overtaking Valtteri, Seb, Max etc on his way to victory? I'm at a loss as to what this new Hamilton is
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The same Russian bots that were responsible for Sirotkin getting to number 1 in @SkySportsF1 Driver of the Year poll were the same ones responsible for Hamilton winning the 2018 title! #sirotkin #lh44
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If Natalie Pinkham had a penis she would get an erection every time somebody mentioned the name Lewis Hamilton!
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Lewis Hamilton ill again? That's the 100th time in the past few years that he's been ill - coincidently he's been ill every single time he's been required to appear at a promotional event or pre-season testing!
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Excellent match in this year's Masters. Come on Barry! #bbcsnooker
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Final question... what inspired Lewis Hamilton to think he's a cross between Bob Holness and Barry Norman on Twitter? GO!
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Ok, question 3... Which Spice Girl did Eddie Murphy appear in and what does the hastag 'meaningfulquestion' even mean? GO!
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In the movie Debbie Does Dallas, which character gets shagged first? GO! #MeaninglessQuestion LOL
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1. What 2,000 non F1 games have I not given a shit about, in the last 2 years? GO!
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I'm gonna do some questions, personal ones tho (in other words, not personal at all), not F1 related (although one question might include the term 'F1'). The first 5 to answer each of them correctly (including people copying answers from others) will get bugger all! #TeamLH
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Lewis Hamilton: avoids paying taxes, has difficulty avoiding barriers!
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I now await for the Hamilton fanboys to blame the barrier for crashing into Hamilton. #skysportsf1
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Lewis Hamilton 2017 Paper Champion #vettelwasrobbed
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That clown Hamilton must have more lucky rabbit's feet than the entire cast of Watership Down!
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Fact of the day: the lead character in the film The Fly 2 is called Martin Brundle! #SkyF1
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