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Consultant of Demonology & Witchcraft 👹• Reboots computers 9-5 💻🔌 • Wannabe Graphic Designer

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Joined March 2010
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Quand le chef me demande de corriger un truc en urgence et que j'attends qu'il reparte pour pouvoir lancer Claude
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I bring these out on special occasions. It’s like breaking out the fine china.
pov you are staying in a straight man's apartment
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Las Chivas del Licenciado Gabriel Alejandro Milito Esquire
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you guys are brave for calculating your concert spending totals. that number is between me, my credit card and God
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Seattle’s lineup is like 95% MLS Next Pro players by the way. Our current form has us losing to third tier division players 🙃
Gallatin Sandnes puts it away and @SoundersFC take the lead against Chivas de Guadalajara! 📺 Apple TV: soc.cr/3RS9ZLF
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Yeah, it’s a meaningless cup, but they shouldn’t be losing to these squads. It’s unacceptable and I hope the dose of humility brings some of the hunger back because right now these boys look lost. Total lack of urgency, and Milito’s overly offensive posture doesn’t help.
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My favorite pic I took last night
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Might watch the final on Fox so I don’t ever have to hear Andres Cantor do that play by play orgasm ever again.
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Opened my Panini packs and got a lot of Swedes but no @BergEddie 😢😔
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do not get me near a touchtunes idc bout vibes
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I’m hiring an Etsy witch to curse El Tri for what they took from us
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Me on the TL tonight just liking every Chivas tweet even the AI ones
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It’s a different feeling when Chivas does things like tonight. The ills of the world don’t matter for a little while, a community in two countries feels hopeful, our hearts full. Let’s keep it going @ChivasEN_
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Lamar Odom was on crack and still making it to practice with Kobe Bryant. I need to lock in and stop making excuses for my life.
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me on twitter vs. me on linkedin
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Standing in front of the grill on Sunday like this
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This is how your email finds me
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you either die a fork in a kitchen or live long enough to see yourself be a polar bear in arlington, texas.
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