I wrote a book called 3. It is about Starbucks, baseball, and my dark past. You can buy it at ristrettobooks.org/3byx.

I understand that "the nile" is supposed to sound like "denial," but why is it in Egypt? Does it imply that denial is an affliction, its darkness akin to the mysteries of Ancient Egypt and the vastness of its grip akin to the Nile, the longest river in the world?

I thought "the nile is a river in egypt" was a sentiment which brings to mind the vast and mysterious nature of the globe/earth. Upon researching it more, I realized "the nile" is meant to sound like "denial."

I didn't realize the title "Ratatouille" was a play on the word "rat" until maybe my 5th time watching the film. I thought it was a straightforward reference to the dish featured in the film. This kind of thing happens to me often, and I worry it makes my peers think less of me.

Oh great 😐. The character became evil because of greed. FUCK.

So is Barry Lyndon is about how Irish people are like pirates and British people are like fancy butlers.

Customers and shopkeepers should not “take their relationship to the next level”.

What can i do to stop gang violence

Hi im wearing a potato sack to represent that im worthless

I “used to” have a “fantasy” that, upon having a sexual encounter with a male, all my friends would be there, cheering & telling me it’s ok, but they would also be strapped to the wall (not in a sexual way) so they couldn’t touch themself sexually & also they would feel happy.

How about… 10 x One Billion. Or… 3, plus… 34,748,939,292.

Im so scared of satoshi nakamoto my blood feels cold and my heart feels cold from fear

I feel like my life is amazing because my friends work at a restaurant

The waiter: Any allergies? Me: Just homework! 🙂 The waiter: It’s not a joke, it’s really serious.. people die from it, it’s a serious question. Me: I’m sorry.

Gay slang is so ironic? (& iconic 😅) bc it’s like .. “Ok that just GAGGED me”… (Meanwhile the whole time that also means something negative.)

Are you gay and thats why you said trade? Hi are you gay and thats why you said trade