Patrick Longton

A reminder:

White Christian Nationalism is a betrayal of the teachings of Jesus.

We are governed by the most useless fucking people in the world.

A reminder for Friday: Speed > Everything

"I was hungry" and you cut SNAP. "I was thirsty" and you cut funding for clean water. "I was sick" and you cut medicaid. "I was a stranger" and you deported me, bombed my country, and funded genocide against me. "Whatever you do to the least of these, you do unto me."-Jesus

Let me introduce you to the guys that are afraid of drag queens.... Irony is dead.

Think of all the rednecks who love Ford trucks but don't like Arabs. Only to find out Henry Ford is the reason Michigan And Dearborn is the Arabic capita of America. And Henry Ford was deeply racist. He didn't wanna hire blacks until he absolutely needed more labor.

The most satisfying thing about this situation is that millions of us want to tell Hegseth to shut the fuck up, but what this sentinel shouted was "All visitors will maintain an atmosphere of silence and respect at all times," is a thousand times a bigger, more humiliating burn.

Your father dodged the military 5 times. Sit this one out

Throw back to last year when President Barack Obama surprised 79 veterans as they arrived in DC on an Honor Flight. He greeted each with a handshake and a Challenge Coin. Our heroes deserve honor and to be taken care of when they end their service. #DemsFightForVeteransCare

I have little doubt this man would do a better job. None, in fact.

He was not white

“You guys” bombed an Iranian school full of children

Imagine being able to tell your kids and grandkids about the time you dressed down the Secretary of Defense.

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect. "Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage. You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail. Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates. Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you. And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicated rapist, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging, insurrectionist, running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again. And you're calling Greenland poorly run? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no. 'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years. And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess. So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your fucking mouth." This was published by Annalise B Winterborne on TikTok. #DemsUnited

A message to all sane Republicans: He pardoned 1,600 violent criminals. You said nothing. He bulldozed the East Wing. You said nothing. He interfered with the release of the Epstein files. You said nothing. He took over the Kennedy Center and renamed it after himself. You said nothing. He accepted a $400 million airplane as a personal gift. You said nothing. He threatened Canada, Cuba, Denmark, Greenland, Venezuela, Colombia, and Brazil. You said nothing. He tariffed just about everyone but Russia, causing inflation and instability worldwide. You said nothing. He attacked a nation during mediated negotiations. You said nothing. His ill-conceived war killed 175 children on day one. You said nothing. He alienated and insulted our allies. You said nothing. His ICE Army terrorized and murdered U.S. citizens. You said nothing. He committed murder on the high seas. You said nothing. He co-opted the Justice Department and directed it to prosecute his political enemies. You said nothing. It’s time to start talking.

If you think Russell Brand was targeted because he was speaking up against "the establishment" then someone needs to cut your sandwiches into circles for you so that you don't hurt yourself on the corners.

Dear @SecWar Pete Hegseth, Just wanted to make sure you AND your wife saw this.