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Elle (new account)

@facesittingelle
 UK 😔
Joined October 2026
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Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies (@CeilNoyle) profile pictureHon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies@CeilNoyleNov 5
Good grief
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it’s always the ones u most suspect
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if u consent to one thing that doesn’t mean u consent to everything
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 5
Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault. (Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
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me + who
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turned a (free) movie off half way through the other night bc I was falling asleep and just had to pay full price to watch the other half 😭
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Americans better not say shit about this
Zelda 🏟🪡 (@Zelda_thfc) profile pictureZelda 🏟🪡@Zelda_thfcNov 3
We're feeling a bit poorly so I had to make bangers and mash in a giant Yorkshire pudding to help xo
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well done for turning Twitter blue 💙 from across the pond
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The hottest women have an oscillating fan in their bedroom that hasn’t been turned off in three years
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sometimes big cans do really ruin an outfit 😭
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top tip: try on ur old dresses in ur wardrobe that u never wear before buying a new dress the same size or it won’t fit lmao
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calling the crime scene cleaner after I’ve sat on his face
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two things that are always in my bag are nalaxone + sugar water for bees
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respect to anyone quitting anything for their mental health
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i can’t imagine another man managing to look as hot with that face paint while wearing a nurse outfit
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the uk government need to make an exception if it’s for medical reasons
⋆˚｡⋆✧˚ 𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ˚✧⋆｡˚⋆ (@gingerxowns) profile picture⋆˚｡⋆✧˚ 𝑮𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ˚✧⋆｡˚⋆@gingerxownsNov 2
boyfriend wasn’t feeling well so he kept trying to convince me that he would feel better if I rode his face
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my work crush is leaving before we got to first base and he got divorced and married me instead
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it doesn’t have to be November for u to say No
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facesitting should at least be legal in November when there’s so many mustaches
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this is perfect actually
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