jedi selector

Joined October 2026
Henri Alexander Levy
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being called “girl” by your homegirl is an honor that should not be taken lightly
i have an obsession with calling my homeboys “girl”
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oh my fucking god i had my window down and a bee flew in my car and crawled on me before flying away
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stop worrying about what others think and start living life on your own terms
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for halloween im gonna be an RMX so beltran can use his fingers on me
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a fruity cig a day keeps the oh fuck it just fuck it
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lowkey, recently i've been thinking a lot about disappearing and starting all over in another country and not telling anybody
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clocking in to my 9-5 just to apply to other jobs
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thought this was josh baker at first wtf
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BAG is my unit of measurement
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Replying to @KweenInYellow
I'm calling it, she's gonna try to start an affair with Ethan
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Club space chicken tenders need to happen
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the electoral college is SO DUMB like what do you MEAN the candidate with the fewer votes won???
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my refrigerator decided to just stop working all of a sudden. nice.
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in the midst of executing a major life change 🧘🏻‍♂️
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flick retweeted
He’ll Be Outta Office In 2yrs But I’ll NEVER Forgive The 77million Of U Who Did This To Our Country!!!! I Will Absolutely NEVER Forgive U!!!
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nicki minaj is really gonna be a government official. what is going on
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i love seeing my cat on an elevated surface. like, yes. these are your lands, i am your loyal servant, your grace.
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flick retweeted
This cat named ‘Brünnhilde’ was photographed wearing a suit of armor back in 1936 ⚔️ [via/ AdolphWeidhaa]
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