Actor. Writer. Comedian (hopefully). Beloved by all. CES at System76. All tweets are my own.
Baltimore, MD
Joined July 2017
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Anytime I need a butter knife from the drawer, I get a steak knife. Anytime I need a steak knife, I get a butter knife. God, life is relentless.
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@CumbTheatre's current production of AUGUST: OSAGE COUNTY may be the best staging of anything I've seen since moving here in 2016. Direction, acting, set design, fight choreography -- everything top-notch. app.arts-people.com/index.ph…
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Trigger warning: The dysfunction portrayed onstage may make you feel better even about your OWN family. Imagine that! Kudos to all, including (a very partial list) @fakebdennison, @julieherber & @KimberliRowley. app.arts-people.com/index.ph…
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actually it's only Cancel Culture if it's from the Cancel region of France, otherwise it's just Sparkling Consequences for Your Actions
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Disgusted by people sharing these intimate nudes of me online.
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Banish those back-to-work blues with the news that Would I Lie To You? is back for a brand new run this Friday, 7th Jan at 8:30pm, @BBC1. TELL EVERYONE AND TELL THEM OFTEN!
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Hello everyone hope you’re having a good day. Today I’m thinking about my old pal Sean Lock, and his family. And I’m sending out good thoughts to all those of you who are missing someone today.
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