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@fanalyst_the

Pele js the Goat, Messi is second, curry is top 3 all time with a tie, MOBILECOD/FIFA/HALO pro, May God be with us all, so we can make it to year 1 million

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Joined August 2013
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Replying to @ejackielating @adidas
“Touch grass” - Adidas
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La noche twittera que se nos viene encima será legendaria. – at Alcobendas, Spain
Stephen King (@StephenKing) profile pictureStephen King
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The aliens have landed. That’s the REAL reason for the ground stop. They don’t want to start a worldwide panic. They are blind but can hear like a motherfucker.
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This is TOKYO.
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@Complex1h
We finally get to meet them in 6 days 🌴
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Every stoner’s dream cruise
selvkjoring.no (@selvkjoring) profile pictureselvkjoring.no
@selvkjoring12h
Helt sykt De har to biler som kjører med FSD i hver sin retning på en ekstremt smal fjellvei i Slovenia🇸🇮 De tvinger dem til å møtes for å se hva som skjer Utrolig selvsikkerhet fra FSD🫪
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Ryan, Perdido en TX@RyanLostinTXNov 13
Opening up Outlook tomorrow morning:
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the whole country shutting down before GTA 6 drops
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@creatine_cycle4h
if you're feeling a little uneasy about the grounding of all US planes remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. the more information you ingest as you scroll the calmer you will become
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Y@R1_nsy18h
Heureusement c’est Outlook qui est en panne et pas Twitter sinon comment ma journée de travail va passer wsh
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The Legz@TheLegzNov 12
Cyberattack them student loans
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Showing up to the doctors office looking chopped asl while the most beautiful nurse helps you out is a top 10 worst feeling in the world
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@SoupLorrd10h
Maturing is realizing that spending your Friday nights indoors with your PS5 brings more peace than being outside 🫱🏾‍🫲🏼
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D☆@heisfred_Nov 12
The night before a day off is lowkey better than the off day.
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@edgaralandough12h
Karma is real. You're going to make a lot of money before November 19th if you send this to yourself immediately...
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donny 😵😵‍💫@donnydubbzzNov 12
robbed of a Steph and Wemby matchup because the bitch ass rockets can’t play basketball without trying to hurt anyone, bitch ass team with bitch made players
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@BearsShowYoNov 12
Yeah Curry the greatest ever, I’ve never seen the media bending knee like this man wow
Emmanuel Acho (@EmmanuelAcho) profile pictureEmmanuel Acho
@EmmanuelAchoNov 12
I’m sorry, @StephenCurry30, not “my bad” not, “that’s on me.” I’m sorry.
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Gilbert Arenas and Nick Young respond to Steph Curry and apologize on air: Gilbert Arenas: “All I said is he doesn’t get in trouble for nothing. He says the right things. If you gotta judge this family, his only blemish is what his wife said. That’s all I said. If there is a blemish, it’s that.” Nick Young: “Ay, fuck all that. This man Gil won’t say sorry at all. I’m sorry, Steph. You my dog. I love you. If I offended you, I apologize like a man. I’m sorry.”
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentralNov 11
Steph Curry calls out Nick Young, Gilbert Arenas, and everyone else talking about Ayesha Curry, telling them to keep his wife’s name out of their mouths 😳 “Kind of speaks to a bigger conversation on how you view women in this world and what they’re allowed and what they’re not allowed to do.”
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Matte@brown_aznNov 11
FC Barcelona deadass the main character of football 🔵🔴
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🌬️@cfc_dawitNov 11
Every time Embiid touches the ball, a young boy from Cameroon puts down the basketball and picks up an AK-47
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Goal for my day off. Hit a lick on a parlay
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@historyinmemesNov 11
Whoever made this Jensen Huang video deserves an award
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Kalshi (@Kalshi) profile pictureKalshi
@KalshiNov 11
BREAKING: Jensen Huang's lover helped move $7,500,000,000 in restricted Nvidia AI chips into China during affair 43% chance Jensen leaves as CEO before 2028
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