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28| I tweet for fun literally. Cardi B ❤️. IG: Tspeaksnew . SC: Tspeaksnew|Podcaster | digital | Food Pastor. RIP Tosboo ❤️

Toronto
Joined December 2013
That’s how my babe and I used to laugh. I miss her sooooo much !
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Lmao this was my friend and I today during lunch , I missed laughing so hard with someone I love when my friends kill me
“Is everything a joke to you guys?” Me and that one friend:
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Guys, when you weigh yourselves, ne? How many kgs do braids add?
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Lmaooo my friend said this was his problem. He found 80% but thought he could find 100%. I was dying of laughter like mad today. We were insulting our singleness. He said now he can take 80%🤣
The illusion of "options" is making yall misbehave and fumble genuine people
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Sadece 3 tanesini seçebilirsin; 1)Hiç fatura ödememek 2)90 yaşına kadar mükemmel sağlık 3)Sevdiğin birini geri getirmek 4)Ömür boyu ayda 30.000$ 5)Sınırsız seyahat bütçesi 6)Borcu ödenmiş hayalindeki ev 7) 5 dili akıcı konuşmak 8)Sonsuza kadar yaşamak 9) İstediğin kişiyle evli ve çocuk sahibi olmak
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If you meet your actual soulmate, they're not going anywhere. Not in a week, not in a month, not in a year.
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Btw 30-38 and he is 38 was why I knew he can't be a Nigerian even before I finished reading 😂😂😂😂
My colleague is looking for a wife and has given me permission to set him up with a lady aged 30-38. He is 38, never married, has no kids but would love some. He owns his house, is white British, nice, and hard-working. He doesn’t mind if she lives in Nigeria.(as far as she is open to relocate) DM me if interested. He said no baby mamas, and if you don’t want kids, please don’t DM.
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I just realised nobody in the Bible married a broke man or a single father.
I just checked the entire Bible. Guess what? Nobody married a baby mama.
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Need to be wooed in pidgin.
You’re like a brother to me keh, baba reject ham asap 😂
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Nobody rushes you into a relationship more than a 40-something unmarried male. You just met me and you're asking if you can come see my parents to introduce yourself as "a friend that can be a husband in the coming months". You think I'm desperate like you?😂 calm down joor. What's your favorite color and what are your hobbies?😂😂😂😂
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God of the 11th Hour? Do me some big show please.
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No cuz if I’m going to see my friends, I follow up to know if I could still pull up. It’s only normal to follow up on plans you’ve made
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lol if a man doesn’t follow up the day before or in the morning/afternoon of the dday, I’ll just assume it’s not happening anymore
So I had a date scheduled with a guy. He didn’t send any confirmation or reservation details, but nonetheless it was planned. The day of comes and my furnace literally blew up as I was getting ready 🙃 so I had to call for an emergency technician to come out.
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Man, what??? I’m so glad Jamie Foxx brought her out of retirement!
Cameron Diaz is having a very BAD DAY. A single mom fights to keep one little promise to her daughter on the absolute worst day of her life in this new action-comedy premiering December 11.
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Me to people that love Amala
this will sound mean but PLEASE get over things faster. You don’t want to waste your good years being angry, bitter, and sad.
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His voice is perfect for that role 😭🙏🏿
Ye and Kim Kardashian’s son Psalm West makes his voice-acting debut in The Angry Birds Movie 3. Psalm voices Olly, the youngest hatchling in Red’s family. The movie hits theaters Dec. 23. 🎬
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i’m such a 'thank you so much' person. sometimes it feels like i’m overdoing it, but deep down, i know how much it takes for someone to go out of their way for you.
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My baby’s 30th birthday trip is coming up and I’m excited cuz I haven’t seen her since 2024 and cuz I’ve never been to the place before or a girl’s trip with so many women. I just love my girl so much too! I’m more excited to see her 🤩
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I linked up with a friend over lunch today and it was so cool. We just kept laughing at everything and Urgh my belly was hurting from laughter 🤣🤣
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I really love people that love cooking. I could stay and gist with you while you are cooking. 🤣
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