Lmao this was my friend and I today during lunch , I missed laughing so hard with someone
I love when my friends kill me
Lmaooo my friend said this was his problem. He found 80% but thought he could find 100%. I was dying of laughter like mad today. We were insulting our singleness. He said now he can take 80%🤣
1,3 and 6
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Btw 30-38 and he is 38 was why I knew he can't be a Nigerian even before I finished reading 😂😂😂😂
My colleague is looking for a wife and has given me permission to set him up with a lady aged 30-38. He is 38, never married, has no kids but would love some. He owns his house, is white British, nice, and hard-working. He doesn’t mind if she lives in Nigeria.(as far as she is open to relocate)
DM me if interested. He said no baby mamas, and if you don’t want kids, please don’t DM.
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Nobody rushes you into a relationship more than a 40-something unmarried male.
You just met me and you're asking if you can come see my parents to introduce yourself as "a friend that can be a husband in the coming months".
You think I'm desperate like you?😂 calm down joor.
What's your favorite color and what are your hobbies?😂😂😂😂
No cuz if I’m going to see my friends, I follow up to know if I could still pull up. It’s only normal to follow up on plans you’ve made
lol if a man doesn’t follow up the day before or in the morning/afternoon of the dday, I’ll just assume it’s not happening anymore
My baby’s 30th birthday trip is coming up and I’m excited cuz I haven’t seen her since 2024 and cuz I’ve never been to the place before or a girl’s trip with so many women.
I just love my girl so much too! I’m more excited to see her 🤩
I linked up with a friend over lunch today and it was so cool. We just kept laughing at everything and Urgh my belly was hurting from laughter 🤣🤣




















