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Jason | Chuck Roll Patrol

@fancypirate8

Meat and Metal and ‘murica | High brow food, low brow humor.

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Joined December 2014
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So I made a meme
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All of them except the Blaze Bayley ones.
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POLL: What Songs Should Be Played at Iron Maiden's Rock Hall Induction?: loudwire.com/iron-maiden-son… loudwire.com/iron-maiden-son…
Poll: What Songs Should Be Played at Iron Maiden's Rock Hall Induction?

Poll: What Songs Should Be Played at Iron Maiden's Rock Hall Induction?

Let us know which Iron Maiden songs you feel should represent the band in their 2026 Rock Hall induction.

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Moral of the story is don’t rent to vegans
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Toronto couple faces eviction after landlord complains about a bad smell in their apartment The comedian couple claims their landlord is trying to evict them for "farting too much"
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Pfft. Like he can even drive stick shift
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Valet Parking!
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All 31 NFL teams.
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Normal toilet versus those toilets with the smooth sides for easier cleaning
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Heh
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It’s jerky time, my dudes
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Meat slicer makes quick work of it
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The “waste” gets thrown in the freezer to get thrown into ground meat
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Have to give it a bris.
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Hey @StephenKing in The Stand, why didn’t Mother Abigail simply just fly the nuke into Las Vegas and save all of them the trouble?
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Happy anniversary to my motorcycle
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I promise I’ll wear a helmet
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Tell her you’re built like Bry/ian Johnson. Don’t tell her which one.
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Ah yes, the two genders of holiday pies.
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Harley will do anything but put out a cheaper big twin.
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2027 Harley-Davidson Sprint 440 First Look: Single, Ready to Mingle

2027 Harley-Davidson Sprint 440 First Look: Single, Ready to Mingle

Harley-Davidson revives the Sprint name with a 440cc single-cylinder engine, a 26.9-inch seat, ABS, and availability slated for spring 2027.

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Yes I’m that one person this year
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His tail is blurry from wagging it
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I’ve lived in Utah for 30 years and have never met someone whose favorite candy is candy corn
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"New Jersey: Tootsie Pops" I disavow
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I should have put a scoop of funeral potatoes into kids Halloween baskets
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