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Joined August 2022
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FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
Carter is overrated. Simple as that. The constant excuses his fan base makes for him are getting old. At some point, you have to hold him accountable.
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BREAKING: The Daiyan Henley trade to the Broncos is not happening
Henley will remain in LA with the Chargers
Ahhhhh so this is where Joe Schoen learned this bull shit from
#WelcomeToDickHeadAcademy
The #Titans are trading S Amani Hooker to the #Bills, with a 2nd round pick going and a 5th rounder coming back, sources say.
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Miami just lost the game. You had seven chances to just run the ball into the end zone, and you did multiple QB sneaks. Truly pathetic. No CFB defense is stopping Miami’s O-line and Mark Fletcher four times in a row from the 1-yard line. Buffoon-level play calling.
#CatholicsvsConvicts
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Utah has to have the worst offensive coordinator in college football. They’ve only run the ball twice with the running back, and we’re now entering the third quarter. TWICE.
Imagine going through life being that fucking retarded? And they’ll be shocked when they lose the game—that’s my favorite part 😭
#utahfootball
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FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
The Giants trading DL Leonard Williams to the Seahawks has been ranked as the 5th biggest NFL trade deadline MISTAKE of the past decade, per @brentsobleski.
New York sent Williams to Seattle in 2023 in exchange for a 2024 second-round pick and a 2025 fifth-round pick.
Thoughts? 👇
FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
Quick tip. How to snooze political opinions from burner accounts in your TL.
Thank me later lmao
FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
How bad must J.J. McCarthy have looked if Murray beat him out? Seriously? O’Connell knows how to coach a quarterback, he knows what it takes, and he chose Murray over McCarthy. Does not make sense from my viewpoint.
FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
Jeffery Simmons in Bears debut:
6 total tackles
3 solo tackles
2 TFL
1 sack
1 pass defended
FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
Jeffery Simmons looks like that Madden player that I made 100 muscle 100 strength and 100 aura
FantasyFootballAnonymous retweeted
What a Bears debut for Jeffery Simmons:
🐻 6 Tackles
🐻 1 Sack
🐻 1 PBU
🐻 2 TFLs
Imagine watching that personal foul penalty just called in the Commanders and Eagles game and realizing there is actually some cuck out there that will argue with you and say “iT’s nOt fIxEd cHuD. JuSt bEt bEtTeR” 💀😭
#Commanders
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Dan Quinn giving Jeremy McNichols carries in a primetime game will probably solidify his termination after tonight’s game. 😂
#Commanders
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