The Fantasy Trenches

Tyler Allgeier is about to let so many people down over the next 5 weeks. You've been warned.

Tyler Allgeier let down SZN. 1 game down, 4 to go. Once again, you've been warned.

Tucker Kraft disappearing act says HELLO

Omarion Hampton is droppable in dynasty. You've been warned.

Brandon Aubrey really going from hero to zero this year. Making soccer players turned NFL kickers look like complete noobs.

Well, now we know Adonai Mitchell goes full retard when he's the #1 WR against a better than average secondary.

Browns really trying to blow is up by starting Shedeur and making Judkins split reps with Sampson. Monken is an absolute moron. Love it.

“Teams are interested in Khalil Mack” “Teams are interested in Justin Herbert” “Teams are interested in Ladd McConkey” Yeah and I’m interested in @heykayadams but it also is never going to happen. Onwards.

When the 1st leg of your 20 pick parlay cashes and the odds increase from +32000 to +24000. Bengals ML ✅️ (soon) Chase ATTD ✅️ Burrow 2 Passing TD✅️

The Kyle Pitts Sr. highs and lows needs to be studied

Woody Marks about to bless the truthers today

Quentin Johnston for 1 TD today

Officially dropped Chris Godwin in all of my leagues. He was one of my auto drafts in every league. But, Tampa Bay WRs are an absolute dumpster fire this year. Baker cried about not getting a contract, got paid $120M guaranteed, and not so shocking forgot how to play QB. Onward.

Derrick Henry, who is 1/1 for -3 yards, has a better passer rating than Joe Fagnano. Please dont tell me you started anyone on the Ravens offense...😳

Imagine swiping Brandon Ayiuk off the free agent list and thinking he's saving you're team. 🤣

Jacoby Brissett is going to step into the Ravens offense, play well for a game or two, then defenses will figure him out (like they always do), and then he's going to drop a 5 point game, and let down so many fantasy managers.

Chris Godwin has under performed in 100% of games this year. Im going to drop him ass for Adonai Mitchell on waviers. So, it would be wise for you to 1) trade for him, 2) start him and 3) better $1,000,000 that he scores a TD this week. You're welcome.

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If Braelon Allen did cocaine, he'd be Brandon Jacobs. But since he's cocaine free, he's a poor man's Brandon Jacobs, but still a top 15 back in the NFL. Grab. Shares.

As WR2, more of a treasure than a trap, especially when he has the QBs confidence.