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Joined March 2022
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this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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It's so fucking funny that the jury unanimously agreed that this guy was so annoying that he literally deserved to be shot
this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
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Etika is the greatest example of the internet pre-COVID. He was unapologetically a geek on Twitch who liked Nintendo games and didn’t mind any of the slander he got and even joked about it. If he was around post-COVID he would 100% be a hoodweeb.
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In gay culture the “Cody” in Sean Cody functions as an honorific title not unlike “Khan”
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(claudevain) golden deer sylvain
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HUGE WII REMOTE IN MY MOUTH
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Replying to @Spen073
Nobody gaf. In fact everyone should get freakier and more disrespectful towards religion
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My Grindr account got banned because I was pretending to be Jamie Lee Curtis ☹️
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‼️🚨Brady scratches his booty hole then smells his hand right after #Survivor51 #Survivor
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People really need to talk more about the rising levels of homophobia/gay-hate in Gen Z. ‘Gay’ and ‘queer’ are back to being used as insults, it’s not uncommon to hear ‘f*g’ and ‘f*ggot’ thrown around, and the gay slang ‘twink’ has been misappropriated by straight women to be an insult that basically means ‘skinny f*g’. A couple months back, I was at a party with a very diverse group of people ranging from in their early-20’s to mid-60’s. When I mentioned to a straight girl that I was born in the 80’s, she asked in a loud voice “DO YOU HAVE AIDS?!?” All of her friends around the same age laughed while the jaws of everyone over the age of 30 hit the floor. Don’t get me started on the mainstreaming of gay conversion therapy rhetoric in regards to “sexuality being changeable and fluid” and the distortion of the marriage equality slogan “Love is Love” (ie homosexual love is equal to heterosexual love) to mean “straight and gay don’t exist, everyone is bisexual”. I’ve seen this online and offline with a handful of men in their 20’s but BY FAR the biggest offenders are straight and bi women. It’s honestly really disappointing and depressing.
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Swelter is a good mod if you have HL2, it’s free on steam.
I wanna replay Swelter I’m gonna do that
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even as a straight guy i have to admit gay porn is so much better
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Jason Kelce showing his cheeks and body in a sumo outfit was not something I was prepared for this morning 👀😅 body goals AF
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You dont hate christians enough.
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"Been watching through all of deltarune again"
Been watching through all of Deltarune again, it’s amazing how you realise just how easy to understand the mystery is. Like, come on, the Roaring Knight is obviously
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When dat cock STINKS
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minion pussy is probably so soft and tight with lips that just wrap right around your fingers. theyre always asking for banana and i bet it’d feel so good to give it to them. i wonder what minion brain feels like
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Free Wi-Fi = Free mustard
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this dude is so weird, he has like 4 different accounts with a bunch of followers and he pretends each account is a different person, one of them is faceless and the other he is a biker and he creates different OFs for them lol one of the weirdest scammers I've seen
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It is genuinely insane how all the comments are talking about Deltarune while this is like, arguably top 20 most famous video game lines ever, lmao
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