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no I don’t have twitter sorry

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Joined September 2021
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no more discourse who wants to talk about masterchef gose
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@shujithinkerJan 11
cbstv instagram update "#JoshuaHong of @saythename_17 arrived to the #GoldenGlobes looking picture perfect 📸" instagram.com/p/DTYum7vDmrE/… JOSHUA AT THE GOLDEN GLOBES #JOSHUA_GoldenGlobes #GoldenGlobes #조슈아 @pledis_17
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율믜@yulmui_svt22 Nov 2025
남자가 당황했다
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seems like the thirst tweet video is missing a crucial element wherein they give Joshua unfiltered access to the buzzfeed twitter account at the end of the segment and allow him to spam❓❓❓under every post he sees as he so clearly desires
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this poor man
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look what they did to my boy.. full shift at the translating explicit content to my colleagues factory
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unfortunately I am in love with him
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265 comebacks and one enlistment later and he has never once been caught off brand
쿱정원 (@wonubliss) profile picture쿱정원@wonubliss14 Sep 2025
jeonghan to you 😭
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you can like to you. you can say to you is your favourite song. you will never love to you how jeonghan loves to you. nobody can
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☕︎@brewingyh14 Sep 2025
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wiwi@Quwarichi11 Sep 2025
jun in that moment:
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^≖◡≖^ ੭ (@moontomeetyou) profile picture^≖◡≖^ ੭@moontomeetyou11 Sep 2025
JUN speaking English SO CUTE 😭😭 not him meowing at the customer just bcuz she said she prefers dogs over cats 😭🤣 🐱 it’s cute? yaya you like cat? 👤 I like dogs 🐱 Oh dog? Oh sorry… 👤 😂😂 🐱 meow ~~
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the hair, polo shirt and guitar are such a funny combination he looks like he’s from Sheffield
쿱정원 (@wonubliss) profile picture쿱정원@wonubliss13 Sep 2025
vernon shining star stage! i love this. very him 🥹
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tiktok shop final boss
🍒 (@bisexshuaI) profile picture🍒@bisexshuaI28 Aug 2025
scalp massager, carbonated water machine and now a lemon-scented water bottle... bro is literally just buying anything
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쿱정원@wonubliss10 Jul 2025
joshu_acoustic 🩶🌃 #조슈아
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love mingyu’s instagram habits. 9 beach pictures with one (1) zoom on a box of cheez its in the middle. the perfect social media post
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양양이@xLambxx9 Jun 2025
조슈아 감격하는 거 실환가 그만 웃기라고요 제발 ㅠㅠ 한편 버논 : 이미 동기화됨 얘도 똑같음
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club mingyu@mingoogiest30 May 2025
this is what it feels like to listen to 99.9%
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“well if you use XYZ you’re technically using AI” complete false equivalence the worlds most popular search engine forcing an AI feature on us all is not the same as you asking Computer Daddy to make you a grocery list. come on man
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you’re allowed to disagree with the use of something even if it’s popular. some of you never had your mother look you in the eye at the tender age of 10 and ask if all your friends were jumping off a bridge would you jump too and now you’re defending generative AI online
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