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Douglas Jones 🇵🇸

@fatherprost

take your time, it’s your life

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Joined December 2014
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I will not stand for any Chicago dog slander
Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports) profile pictureSuper 70s Sports
@Super70sSportsOct 27
I’ve lived in Chicago for over 20 years and I still ain’t eating a hot dog with all that shit on it.
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Nathan Fielder between 2022-2025 was learning how to fly a commercial airplane, made an entire scripted drama series, and did a vertigo with Elizabeth Holmes and her husband I really ain’t doing shit with my life
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Gayest Tone@gayest_toneOct 26
Kidnapping Maduro brought consequences too in that it made Trump wildly overconfident he could take on Iran, and we’ve all seen how that has turned out
Troy Jackson Stan (Jackstan if you will) (@comin4castro) profile pictureTroy Jackson Stan (Jackstan if you will)@comin4castroOct 26
Kidnapping universally disliked Maduro is one thing But if the Trump admin tried doing that (they won't) with Lula, I have no doubt it would bring heavy consequences for years or decades to come (It would also ensure The Right getting killed in the next Brazilian elections)
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same as it ever was
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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The stock market crash in 2008 because I remember how scared my parents were about losing their jobs and losing their home.
King Abert (@Abert_Squirrel) profile pictureKing Abert
@Abert_SquirrelOct 21
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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You must be extremely deluded
Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) profile pictureNatalie Wynn
@ContraPointsOct 23
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Damn ok
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I’m going for round two oh my GODDDDD
Douglas Jones 🇵🇸 (@fatherprost) profile pictureDouglas Jones 🇵🇸@fatherprostOct 18
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I’m always saying this
Mike Aleksander - (@AleksanderMike) profile pictureMike Aleksander -@AleksanderMikeOct 22
Send that girl online $100. It will feel good, trust me.
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uncle Junior what are you talking about
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I’m pretty it’s Larry David but alright lmao
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lowkey daft punk made the right call
Has it Leaked (@hasitleaked) profile pictureHas it Leaked@hasitleakedOct 19
Daft Punk's management (yes, still exist) were pitched "a final comeback" of the duo for the GTAVI soundtrack with what was "essentially an unlimited budget". Justice were Rockstar's second choice.
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uhhhhhhhh
Douglas Jones 🇵🇸 (@fatherprost) profile pictureDouglas Jones 🇵🇸@fatherprostOct 18
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been up since 4 AM on a road trip and everyone in the car will not stop talking
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Old Barton Fink please for the love of god
Reel Updates (@worldofreel) profile pictureReel Updates
@worldofreelOct 16
Joel and Ethan Coen confirm they will be reuniting on a new film “soon” "We're getting old. It better be the near future” Their last film was “The Ballad of Buster Scruggs,” released over eight years ago. tinyurl.com/249c5bjt
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jo@thejoeydavisOct 16
WE’RE ALL TRYING TO FIND THE GUY WHO DID THIS
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wormbooooox👻 (@wormbuxx) profile picturewormbooooox👻@wormbuxxOct 15
Guys, has anyone noticed that Tim Robinson looks just like young George C Scott?
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