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Smaug giganteus is a stunning reptile from Sub-Saharan Africa, & is named after Smaug from the hobbit books! (Photos: Don Getty)
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US Navy will replace touchscreen with mechanical controls on its destroyers theverge.com/2019/8/11/20800…
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Apple has pushed a silent Mac update to remove hidden Zoom web server techcrunch.com/2019/07/10/ap…
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Game of thrones prediction time: everything sucks and all of us die. All the promises you’ve ever been told are lies. There is no god. No one loves you. The show will air tonight, but really, who cares? Eat Arby’s.
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Coca Cola is the most common source of packaging pollution theguardian.com/environment/…
Grumpy Cat internet legend dies bbc.com/news/world-us-canada…
A BIG shout out to all the kids who didn’t win an award, or make honor roll and barely made it through the school year. You are WORTHY of a pat on the back. Kindness, creativity and tenacity OFTEN don’t get the recognition they deserve. Don’t forget those kids…
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K-State Alerts:Scene is safe. No injuries reported. Avoid area to allow officers to investigate the incident. Foundation staff can resume normal work.
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K-State Alerts: Report of shots fired at the K-State Foundation Bldg @ Kimball and Dennison. Officers on scene. Stay Clear of the area. Updates will follow
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This Fat Tuesday, statically, a few of you are gonna die. Eat Arby’s.
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Wrong. The ONLY way you should organise CSS properties is like a Christmas Tree. xitter.cf/itsdavemartin/status/1…
The ONLY way you should organize CSS properties is alphabetically. <drops-mic>
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SCAM ALERT: If you receive an email stating you have been cited with a traffic violation and must pay your citation within 72 hours IT IS A SCAM. The Riley County Police Department does not issue citations through the Department of Motor Vehicles. Do not fall for it!
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due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders. just serving hamburgers today.
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I make this point all the time on the web when people ask about making their web site “ADA compliant” - People ask “is this an ADA issue?” On the one hand it’s great to see this awareness. On the other, it’s frustrating to reduce something this complex to three letters. – at Manhattan, NY
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ICYMI #KState working to reduce energy costs with wind. Read more at k-state.edu/media/newsreleas….
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Flipping a picture of bats upside down makes them look like they're partying via @ftcreature
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“When it comes to making web products, front-end development is more important than visual design.” “When it comes to making web products, front-end languages are more important than back-end languages.” — Dan Mall #AEAORL
The common stinkhorn fungus. Its Latin name (Phallus impudicus) means 'shameless penis'. (Photo: Konnie Robertson)
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Wow I can’t believe this is why Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson split up bit.ly/2ykhdwa
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Loving the "air time" that accessibility gets @aneventapart from other speakers that aren't specialists or 100% dedicated to accessibility in their work. Accessibility should be part of everything, AND get its own dedicated airtime. #accessibility #AEAORL #a11y
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