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Like a bunch of straw wrappers and a half later I have ~finally~ lost the 30lbs of sugar weight so now it's time for muscles!
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A year and a half, has decided it won't work, and is now trying to buy my vitamix.
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Bhuew gets to look out at some point in the witching hr, which is ~3-5:30, so here I am very crabby
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Like sorry but you will be lucky to pet her as bhuew jumped up and flopped down immediately instead of mincing around acting like she stinks
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Congratulations to Finnish photographer Tapani Linnanmäki, finalist in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography awards with his shot of a white-tailed eagle walks across the ice in Kustavi:
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My niece asked me to guess her favorite animal and I have never been more confident in my life. She's six. She has a stuffed elephant she carries by the trunk, elephant pajamas, an elephant on her backpack. I said elephant. She said no. I said elephant again, slower, like she'd misheard. She said "no, ELEPHANTS are my job." Apparently in her head she's a person who takes care of elephants, which is different from liking them, and her actual favorite animal is a moth because they're "soft and they don't know where they're going." I asked my sister about this later and she said it's been going on since August and nobody can get a straight answer about the moth thing either.
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laughed so hard at this r/catadvice post about the cat who only communicates that he wants to be picked up by squashing himself into too-small boxes, timed according to the owners’ daily routines eg gardening, forcing them to rescue him and therefore hold him
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#OnThisDay in 1861, Charles Darwin wrote to his friend "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."


















