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~*I*~ am the sun.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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Like a bunch of straw wrappers and a half later I have ~finally~ lost the 30lbs of sugar weight so now it's time for muscles!
This is the WRONG shape of skirt.
What the hell up.
Oh no y'all I figured it out.
Bhuew and her name is Nemmie
A year and a half, has decided it won't work, and is now trying to buy my vitamix.
Guys I need to actually eat something but like what
I asked what the hell
Bhuew gets to look out at some point in the witching hr, which is ~3-5:30, so here I am very crabby
THIS GAVE ME SICK TO MY STOMACH
I have to explain he's just like I'll give it to you.
Like sorry but you will be lucky to pet her as bhuew jumped up and flopped down immediately instead of mincing around acting like she stinks
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here’s a little guy I saw
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Congratulations to Finnish photographer Tapani Linnanmäki, finalist in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography awards with his shot of a white-tailed eagle walks across the ice in Kustavi: yle.fi/a/74-20249779
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beauty and the beast furniture becoming human again
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오늘의 승리자 :
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Gabbing her pentin
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My niece asked me to guess her favorite animal and I have never been more confident in my life. She's six. She has a stuffed elephant she carries by the trunk, elephant pajamas, an elephant on her backpack. I said elephant. She said no. I said elephant again, slower, like she'd misheard. She said "no, ELEPHANTS are my job." Apparently in her head she's a person who takes care of elephants, which is different from liking them, and her actual favorite animal is a moth because they're "soft and they don't know where they're going." I asked my sister about this later and she said it's been going on since August and nobody can get a straight answer about the moth thing either.
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laughed so hard at this r/catadvice post about the cat who only communicates that he wants to be picked up by squashing himself into too-small boxes, timed according to the owners’ daily routines eg gardening, forcing them to rescue him and therefore hold him
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#OnThisDay in 1861, Charles Darwin wrote to his friend "But I am very poorly today and very stupid and hate everybody and everything."
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