bisexual communist slut women's hockey/baseball/cricket he/him
seattle, wa
Joined January 2026
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thank you modern social media before you I would never know when someone i’ve never met has a dog that died. every day before the internet I would pray for a way of finding out about more pet deaths because life is too happy and good, now I am free from the tyranny of joy.
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the mariners are now free of flat earthers
The Mariners have informed J.P. Crawford that they do not plan to bring him back in 2027, multiple industry sources told The Times. st.news/48dqgiY
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someone come take a video of my face when I get off a zoom call, I want to see the smile die as soon as my camera's recording light turns off
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love is blind boston just ending with a bunch of misogynist dudes screaming at women for being the victims of douchebag dudes, welcome to beantown
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power outage. tried shaving my balls in the shower with minimal light. went better than expected but missed a spot so it basically has a little mohawk now. will update you if anything else happens to my penis.
never forget how hard these were pushed because what could possibly be worse than being fat
The US health regulator on Monday informed patients and healthcare providers of a potential increased risk of a serious eye condition associated with the use of GLP-1 drugs for weight loss and diabetes. cnn.com/2026/11/09/health/gl…
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if it didn’t get dark at 5pm then everyone would be able to see this giant salsa stain on my pajamas i’m wearing to walk the dog
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the downside to converting the garage in the backyard to a studio is that now that I have to do work on my car I do not have an indoor place to do so and it's raining every day for like the next month
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oh no the incredibly tall woman at the bar standing in the doorway that was reading the entire newspaper one page at a time that I thought was just being specific is maybe being stood up now i’m sad
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I still remember in 2024 when my liberal parents were talking about leaving the US for Italy, where the fascist party is in charge. that’s when I realized my parents aren’t that bright.
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didn't really have guesses but based on all the clues they're dropping:
San Jose - Seals
Detroit - Revolution
Vegas - Sandstorm
Hamilton - Inferno
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actually said out loud "do you think they'll ever do a season of love is blind where the contestants have gone to therapy" and that's when I realized you couldn't
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anyway if this is your first election, here’s the preview for the next two years that will culminate in vance 2028.
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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