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Mike Keenan

@fcpremike

grow a beard and be somebody.

 Toronto
Joined January 2011
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We have some tickets to give away for @CASPIAN_ on Nov.7th. All you have to do is RT! @COLLECTIVECON
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Now who the hell is gonna breast feed that baby now?! #hershel #onlyoptionleft
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im starting a very controversial R&B group called Kony! Koni! Koné!
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Has anyone been on facebook yet? It's awesome.
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Replying to @fcpremike
Today, we say goodbye to Movember, but we get to say hello to Decembeard... @fcpremike
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No big deal. RT @deathoftheparty Keith, it's you. you're losing followers by the second. Go to bed
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Really excited to play Toronto tonight. One of the greatest ETID cities there is. Um, I think that's gonna do it for this tweet. C ya
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RIP Steve Jobs. Closest thing we had to Tony Stark.
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“@ispypanda: If you can hide toys in your beard, you're a badass dude.” You tell 'em @fcpremike!
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Had an incredible time at the Every Time I Die show tonight. Goddamn, if it was even possible, I'm even more excited for the show tomorrow.
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I'm not upset about the Facebook redesign at all. Mostly because I still use friendster.
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Well things ain't SO bad. Just found a loose cigarette in an old coat pocket. Uhhhh... #winning
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Replying to @manyeyes_music
@deathoftheparty watch the Bully episode and you'll be noosed up before the credits hit
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Drinking alone at home on a Saturday night. Can't get much more depressing than th.. oh, Louie is on Netflix? Yes it can.
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Fun game: leave a comment under EVERY Facebook update on your timeline. See how many you can do before you realize you need new friends
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They remade Hellraiser and gave it a Blair Witch feel. It's on demand right now for $7. So order it and then throw a brick though your tv.
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Ive been told the thiefs can steal a watch right off your wrist here in Italy without you noticing. So I brought 6. So far Jesse-6/Thief's-0
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What a great way to announce that Jay-Z and Beyonce will be on #Maury next June!
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"Might we overthrow the gov't today?" ( A polite person who just drank too much coffee).
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Laughs in the face of danger and also in the face of safety.
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