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Joined February 2023
if systems wanted to stop getting fakeclaimed they'd have more believable alters. it's always shit like angels but a real alter would just be a normal animal, like a gorilla. and he'd be from somewhere close, like the moon. and he'd protect his alters ofc, maybe with a shield do-
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Parents will instill this fear into you and then constantly ask you "what's wrong" or "you know you can talk to me"
When you have a constant fear of being in trouble and you have to talk to someone
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this is did erasure /j
autism - lolcow gene adhd - omg you people can't do anything ocd - i don't know what ego-dystonic means, but you're definitely a pedophile
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autism be damned I can sure do dishes. floors wet. I'm wet. ceilings wet. but fuck if those dishes aren't CLEAN
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opened the ultrakill enemies tiermaker to make a smash or pass list and you'll never believe what i found already there waiting for me
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everyone suggesting levels with parkour before the fight bc they know harmless won't make it any easier for me
gonna do this again what bosses do you guys wanna see
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gonna do this again what bosses do you guys wanna see
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i wanna do gabe act 2 bc it's been way too long since i fought him last and i actually love that fight. but other than that. idk maybe fraud would be fun.
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the problem with deltarune is that nobody knows the difference between an unfired gun and any other element of the narrative
Replying to @Cuneyt_S_Sevi
i trust toby but it does feel like this
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like, no, the knight is not an example of chekhov's gun because we've been watching its progression this whole time. toby is actively firing the gun over and over and over, he's just not FINISHED firing. he's not DONE with the gun but he is ACTIVELY using it.
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imagine reading a batman comic and calling the joker an example of chekhov's gun because he hasn't blown up gotham YET. that's how this feels. that's just how antagonists work- not everything is chekhov's gun!
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This has been said before but it’s funny how the exorbitant cost of all necessities just makes me want to spend more irresponsibly on frivolities. Just got rinsed at the grocery store for $200, fuck it add the guac.
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can you guys IMAGINE the state of these accounts if yamanaka HAD gone the “is DID even real” route
lowkey glad milgram confessions died bc i can’t imagine the level of ableism some of y’all would’ve sent in after double dropped
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calling fry a loser is warranted but you cannot call him unfuckable. he gets 8 different love interests across the show. that man fucks like crazy
If I managed to turn the most unfuckable animated loser into the thirst trap of the year by drawing over one of the most clowned on animated series ever I think you'd never get me down from the high of that ego boost kudos to the animator, holy fuck you've done the impossible
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when your life was lowkey all a lie
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i like when animation pricing discourse starts online because it becomes immediately clear nobody on this entire site knows how 2D animation works other than the animators themselves.
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i've had the hiccups for the past like 15 minutes and i actually want to fucking die
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this is kind of embarrassing
i'm kinda stoned i'm gonna go see if i can still beat gabe
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ignore the lag i play ultrakill on a potato
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