views are my own. bad language alert . IPCN. Infectious Diseases. Vaccination advocate Antimicrobial stewardship. 46yo mum of 2 kids, 1 lurcher and 2 cats ❤️
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Hey dog! Here’s a great idea. See this plastic yoghurt pot? How’s about you pinch it off work surface and drag it up next to your sleeping human and CRUNCH IT REALLY LOUD?
Thanks to a random social media picture appearing I’ve just seen a pic of my ex BF with his current partner. It genuinely shook me up. Not just because it took a fair while to get over him but because it scares the crap out of me that another woman might be at risk as I
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Personally, I'd say fucking a prostitute is considerably more moral than fucking the country.
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ID: "who started vanc/zosyn for 'bilateral' cellulitis?"
Primary team members: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
#stewardmeme
“When was the last time you heard a couple explaining why they're not single?”
I haven’t had a boyfriend for 10 years. I thought I’d share the most important things I’ve learned during this period. Some of those lessons were incredibly painful, some will stay with me for years to come. I hope this is helpful. mashable.com/article/single-…
So he’s 5 months old and already takes up most of sofa. He’s still got a lot of growing to do. He’s my beautiful pain the arse best mate. 💙
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4 years ago the world lost this beautiful clever genius. The inspiration behind the film Awakenings. The Dr who wrote The man who mistook his wife for a hat. A scientist with such humanity. #oliversacks
When the charge nurse is receiving a handover in ICU - Hitler Funny youtu.be/s0mhYF7Q-FU via @YouTube anyone who’s critical care or ex critical care will appreciate this. Still makes me chuckle 😂😂😂
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On my days off I end up waking at 6 because a certain pooch expects his breakfast and once he’s awake the cats want their breakfast too. My kids are still in bed. They’ll sleep until after 9. The same kids who a few years ago woke up at 6 wanting breakfast 😂😂😂
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*Direct from Home* We’ve been looking for a home for lovely 6yo Border Collie X Boxer, Suzie for over 80 days & have not received 1 enquiry 😔 She spent most of her life tied up outside & deserves an opportunity now to live out the rest of her life as a loved pet, finally #Galway