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Belly was in Paris for 10 months & already speaking French like a local. Emily was there for over a year & could barely hold a conversation. I went to French school in Switzerland & could speak, understand, & write French after a mere 3 months. Idk, uhm, is Emily like…dumb?

Ordered a “Women Only” Uber ride - got “upgraded” to premium for free, Uber sends me a guy. 😐🙄 #itslikeyoudontlisten

Hey @Apple Can update our phones so my texts get sorted by promotional texts/ junk, friends, and work? Thanks 🙏🏻

I treat my friends like family💗Kindness isn’t romantic interest, & I’m not responsible for feelings I don’t share or versions of me in your head. Don’t form opinions based on gossip. Know people for yourself. People grow & change. Forgive others. Resentment is heavy.

Lightning hit a pole in #Wynwood, which started an electrical fire 🔥 Fire rescue was called @ONLYinDADE

A @kfc just opened in Managua… I haven’t seen lines like this since people were trying to buy Taylor Swift tickets. Tip Top better buckle up. Looks like Colonel Sanders brought some competition. 🍗🐥🐓 #FriedChickenFever #KFCManagua #TeamKFC #ChickenMania

Today is #June3rd, the day Lorelai will NOT be getting married on.

Would love to see a Prequel to the Cars movie. Before McQueen became a race car @Pixar Gow bad was he before Rusteze helped?

Wanting a separate halftime show is the same mindset that wanted separate drinking fountains.

The groundhog saw its shadow, didn’t it?

Zillow’s “3D” feels like a panorama on training wheels. Matterport’s 3D feels like you’re inside the property. One’s marketing. The other’s an experience. Know the difference 👀 #PropTech #RealEstate @CoStarGroup @Matterport @zillow

Don’t get confused about who the real villain is: Zillow got caught playing with copyrighted media, pulled Matterport 3D tours out of spite, and tried to blame CoStar for it. #victimblaming

#Zillow playing victim and blaming # #Costar for pulling the plug on their 3D Tours was not on my 2025 bingo card. Z’s tours are subpar compared to Matterport. So sad. 😞

Congrats to Taylor on finding the one 💍 …but RIP to the revenge-sex bangers 😅🔥 #taylorandtravis #taylorswift #traviskelce #TaylorSwiftTravisKelce

Insomniac: suing Space over greed. Also Insomniac: trying to trademark PLUR…The irony writes itself. #areyouforreal @insomniac @clubspacemiami

Same Corvette driving down the same street and same desperate cry for attention. #iseeyou #brickellmiami