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he/him - attorney- lean green collie machine - good boyπŸ’šπŸ€πŸŒ±πŸŒ³πŸͺ΄ | pfp: @sn_wbf | MDNI πŸ”ž | FL 🌴 | gym fur ✌️

Miami, FL
Joined March 2026
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everyone say hi Fern 🎨: @Leiden2235
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FWA registration secured πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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Thirsty?
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Fern 🌿 πŸ”œ Your Closet retweeted
Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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In my last bit of area with cell reception I think. I’m not sure how much reception the cabin will have. Hope my fuzzies don’t forget me :3
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Hi I have like one bar every occasionally. I love yall
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Job reimbursing me for all the things I bought for it and gas :3
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Lowering to $2500.
πŸ”₯SALE POSTπŸ”₯ This is a personal suit, worn a handful of times for pics. With money being short, I am looking to sell them. Comes as a mini partial. Fits up to a size 22.5, universal hand paws. Asking $3500, shipping included, ready to ship ASAP. You get full character rights, but im keeping the name lmao. Please reach out if you have any questions. :)
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Enjoying my last couple of hot showers before heading to the cabin in the woods on Friday
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I’m talking no cell reception middle of the woods but it’s a company retreat and I’m there to stroke some….. egos
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Replying to @Leslie_theLes
"mrrrrrrp mrrrreow :3"
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Anyone else like cigarettes after sex?
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I really need to make a music post with my top artists πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ
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SOPHIE released β€˜it’s okay to cry’ 9 years ago today
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Fern 🌿 πŸ”œ Your Closet retweeted
If a green furry talks about their favorite shades of green to you, that is a sign of great respect from their culture
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My lil goob
daily goober #10: @fern_coll free daily YCH raffle :) i will select tomorrow's goober from replies below‡️ (check my pinned post for faq)
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