Michael Ferry

ALT Thanksgiving illustration of the Philadelphia Phillies in a grocery store shopping for food. The sign at the aisle reads "'22 National League Champions". Food items line the aisle with all of the players wearing the powder blue Phillies uniform. Bryson Stott is pouring gravy on Seranthony Domínguez, who is carrying a bag of potatoes and hot sauce. Aaron Nola is about to pitching a can of cranberry sauce to J.T. Realmuto across the aisle. Rhys Hoskins is spiking a pie in the background like he's spiked the bat in Game 3 of the NLDS. Rob Thomson is pushing a cart with assorted Thanksgiving food items. Bryce Harper is holding his NLCS MVP trophy. Kyle Schwarber is about to hit a turkey out of the store like he smashes balls out of the yard. And the Phanatic is watching this all unfold on the right side at the top of the shelves.

ALT Bryce Harper with his jaw dropped after Kyle Schwarber hit a ball to the moon. Literally.