i left nyc because i wanted enough room in my apartment for a year-round gift wrapping station

Fry's was bold enough to ask the question: what if you could buy transistors at a Cheesecake Factory?

RIP Fry's Electronics. i was once visited by a supernatural presence in the "Wild West" themed Fry's location in Palo Alto... i hope it has been freed now

im so glad i was born in LA because it means im allowed to complain about it as much as i want

why didnt any of you alert me to the fact that Snowden and his quirked up gf had a baby

just watched Promising Young Woman... such a travesty. so so hollowed out on every level

me when a television programme depicts the novel coronavirus pandemic

embracing my funky felt hat nor cal destiny

cant stop singing 🎶 i will build you a web site 🎶 to the tune of Everclear - I Will Buy You A New Life

would be cool if i had learned some interesting lessons about personal style or materialism having lived out of a suitcase for nearly a year now. but certainly i have not!

just had the thought "i want a trip sitter for a full blown temper tantrum" and realized i'd just invented psychoanalysis

being a mom seems like massive project of trying to hold the thoughts "i'm utterly failing you" and "i'm literally doing the best i possibly could" in your mind in equal measure without going totally insane

the pandemic offers a unique opportunity to have thoughts like: "should i risk my life to get these jeans hemmed?"