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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฃ BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldoโ€™s 2008 Ballon dโ€™Or is OFFICIALLY voted as the BEST BALLON Dโ€™OR OF ALL TIME!
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Gooned to Taiwanese porn instead of Chinese porn out of respect for Mbappรฉ.
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Cristiano Ronaldo's xG and actual goals (League + UCL, 09/10 to 17/18): โ€ข La Liga (09/10 โ€“ 17/18): 311 goals | 260.44 xG โ€ข UCL (10/11 โ€“ 17/18): 98 goals | 82.01 xG Total: 409 goals | 342.45 xG He literally outperformed his expected goals throughout his Real Madrid stint.
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๐—›๐—œ๐—ฆ๐—ง๐—ข๐—ฅ๐—ฌ ๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—ฃ๐—˜๐—”๐—ง๐—ฆ ๐—œ๐—ง๐—ฆ๐—˜๐—Ÿ๐—™ ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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WE TAUGHT FLICK HOW TO KICK A BALL
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El clasico is today but i am missing someone ๐Ÿฅฒ
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"The beginning is the end, and the end is the beginning." ๐Ÿ“บ: DARK
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Cristiano Ronaldo - 2013
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Joao Neves vs Barcelona [H] ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿช„ ( Powered by @kairo_plays )
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Cristiano Ronaldo's Free Kick vs Europe XIโ  [UEFA Celebration Match - 2007]
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Cristiano Ronaldo - Headed Playmaking & Chance Creation
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Thereโ€™s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to โ€œgive them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economyโ€ ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ทRodrygo vs Galatasaray 2019 CL Santiago Bernabeu Debut ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’ซ
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Being a uni student but not liking coffee or energy drinks so i genuinely survive off sheer willpower to wake up
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EPILEPSY WARNING!!!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epilepsy
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Rohit Sharma as condoms: a thread ๐Ÿงต
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Every scene with gear 5 is worse than the last
Luffy using the camera to put his eyes back in place ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Kylian Mbappรฉ โ€‹Seasons: 2020/21 to 2024/25 (22,087 minutes) โ€‹Goals: 203 (0.83 p90) โ€‹G-xG: +27.8 โ€‹BCRs: 295 total (1.20 p90) โ€‹BCF: 133 converted (45%) โ€‹BCM: 162 missed (55%) *Note , the stats are available for Leagues + UCL + international tournaments + super cups (if available)
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Ronaldo Messi Neymar Suarez Benzema Kane Lewa Aguero
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Ronaldo - 14/15 UCL Knockout stages run
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Gareth Bale vs Liverpool 2018๐ŸŒŸ Champions League Final ๐Ÿคโšก
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