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MSN, RN, CEN, CNE, NPD-BC … dream job still dreamy! STILL wearing a mask. Penguin enthusiast. Vaxxed. Opinions my own. 🐧🌈

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Joined January 2010
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Expressing appreciation when someone does something that helps you is not a weakness. I just made a call to one of the charge nurses thanking them for prioritizing their downgrades. That was the sole purpose for the call. Coworker scoffed at me for it. 😒 – at Tallahassee, FL
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Rest Peacefully, Sir Patrick Stewart 🥺🥺🥺
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Of note, I pulled both of their pucks in the mystery puck sale last night! 🤩🤩
Quel match pour les jeunes Canadiennes Rosalie Tremblay et Caitlin Kraemer qui, à 18 et 20 ans respectivement, ont marqué leur premier but avec l’unifolié! Le Canada signe ainsi sa première victoire contre les États-Unis depuis février 2025. Cela dit, je vais jouer les rabat-joie : les Américaines ont mis du temps à trouver leur rythme, et c’est normal. Elles n’avaient eu que 4 entraînements avant le match de ce soir. Le Canada en avait eu 8, en plus de 2 matchs intraéquipes. Pour 19 des 20 patineuses américaines, il s’agissait d’un premier match depuis 5 à 7 mois. Les deux équipes n’abordaient pas ce match avec les mêmes objectifs. Je m’attends donc à un match bien différent vendredi. Et lorsque les deux équipes se retrouveront en finale du Championnat mondial, ce sera encore plus différent.
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I was about to g er mad, but I love this quote tweet! 🤩
What a goal from Alex Formenton to get the score closer to 5-0! Google Alex Formenton hockey 5 to know more!
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So we went to Team Canada vs Team USA in Windsor last night. They were selling Team CAN autographed mystery pucks. We ended up buying 4 of them, and the 2 I pulled both scored. 🤩🤩 I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE PWHL SEASON TO START!!!!!!!
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Phenomenal hockey matchup between Teams USA and Canada in Windsor tonight! First goal scored by @pwhl__detroit Legend, Daryl Watts! We had to wear our placeholder jerseys, because we don’t have Detroit jerseys yet. Ahem. Can’t wait for the season to start!!
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As an adopted Michigander, I am generally fully on board with the “fuck Ohio” vibe, but, I must confess: I really do love the recently built/renovated rest areas along I-75. Beautiful landscaping, nice bathrooms, Narcan kits, info about local things/native plants. 10/10.
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Sigue siendo el mejor vídeo sobre adicción que se ha creado
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Keeping up tradition! 🥲
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POSTY!!!!!!! You absolute fucking beauty!!!! First Star of the Game, Player of the Week, Swaggy Vest Recipient. #LGRW #GoGRG
MICHAL POSTAVA APPRECIATION TWEET
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Dear @FloridaTurnpike, Zaxby’s at Okahumpka is having something issues. Probably look into it. It shouldn’t take 20 minutes to get 3 chicken fingers. And how is the soda machine out of ice?
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Sounds like he “had something in his eye” … I love Gibby, and I LOVE that Posty got his debut! 🥰
Good news: Postava NHL debut! Bad news: No clue why Gibson is out #LGRW
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Dear @DetroitRedWings, Thank you SOOOOOOOOOOO much for a 50th birthday dub AND a Posty debut! So many reasons to love you! #LGRW
LATE NIGHT DUB‼️‼️‼️
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Dear @DetroitRedWings, Today is my 50th birthday … May I please have a big dub? Thanks! 😍😍😍😍 #LGRW
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Picture it. North Carolina. The side of a mountain on a random trail. You’re wearing a Red Wings long-sleeved tee, because it’s a bit chilly. Aaaaand then you run into some other random Red Wings fan and talk about how they need to trade Dylan and sign Simon. 😂😂😂
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A thing I will absolutely fight anyone about. Like, I will go to jail and get fired before I knowingly allow a paralytic to be given before a sedative.
Me “so can I get a central line? We have 4 maxed sedatives, levo, lytes and antibiotics, we’re about to start a paralytic and I am out of access?” Resident “that’s not enough indication. Just stop the sedatives one the paralytics kicks in” SIR. NO.
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Of course we’re getting extra hockey on a night when I really need to go home and finish packing for a trip I’m leaving for at 7am! 😂😂 #LGRW
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First birthday present is epic … if you know Dungeon Crawler Carl, which I do. 🤩🤩
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In honor of the Sharks being my first NHL team, YAH I got to see a WillMack goal! As a now Red Wings fan for life, dammit. #LGRW
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A little treat to start my birthday trip: my favorite team vs my first team! #LGRW
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