That moment when you realize Mt.Dew and Doritos don't come out of the same factory.

As a part time gif maker…this is just perfect. reddit.com/r/HighQualityGifs…

How I feel making my first CSS Grid Layout: streamable.com/zbag3

After many programing books, classes, and working as a dev for years I'm finally good enough to copy and paste from stack overflow.

@danielespeset Cool mention about what you built in medium.com/etsy-design/etsys… any plans on releasing more details?

Me: I wonder if I can ssh into my light bulbs. @jryio I wonder if I can mine bitcoin with your light bulbs

When I grow up, I want to have a pager.

Btw Jackie chan is currently fine btw...in case you were just wondering...which I wasn't.

.@AmandaRosenberg Fun doesn't have to stop. I wrote an extension to turn millennial to 43 year old man chrome.google.com/webstore/d…

I think I'm at almost 100% completion in #PokemonGO every level seems to be the same though:

.@Hubspot is screening Design Disruptors from inVision Thursday the 21st come join! nvite.co/bdb2 #DesignDisruptor

Reject my talks once, shame on you. Reject my talks — you can't get rejected again. @CSSConf xitter.cf/ffrandias/status/66200…

Just realized that the phrase "under the hood" will literally mean nothing when everyone has an electric car.

This real life?

Do remember when the biggest number you could comprehend was what fit on your calculator? #halfthought

.@boingo you're literally the worst. Logan wifi used to work now I just spent the most frustrating 45 minutes unsuccessfully trying to work.

Story of my life. i.imgur.com/saQHfrz.gifv

Reopen a browser realizing you were in such a deep stack overflow hole that you have to google the definition of every word in the question.

It just occurred to me that to Spanish speakers Marco Polo is probably just another kind of chicken.