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Coffee-drinking, car-selling, French-speaking, Dundee-based, petrolheaded hypnotherapist. Autistic.

Dundee, Scotland
Joined August 2009
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I feel like everyone needs a wonky goat shitting a rainbow right now. You’re welcome.
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No resolution after 2 hours on the phone
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Let’s see what tomorrow brings
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Appalling service from @O2 tonight. Spoke to 3 people to get address changed, ordered new phone and it’s being sent to my old address 350 miles away and apparently can’t be cancelled. Absolutely livid with the lack of any assistance
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I suggest anyone trying to upgrade with @o2 doesn’t bother. How on earth can they insist everything is ok and then a delivery address that’s different from the signed contract is confirmed and cannot be cancelled?!
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Calling all Sriracha lovers 📢 Want to get your hands on this Flying Goose bundle? Be sure to FOLLOW + RT to be in with a chance to #WIN T&Cs apply: bit.ly/FG-Twitter-Comp
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Well, 9 years on and I’m still here! 💚
Replying to @fiduffy
@fiduffy Welcome to the ŠKODA UK family, Fi. We hope you'll be really happy with us.
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Well….
Suella Braverman’s reappointment as Home Secretary shows that Sunak’s government is more of the same Devoid of humanity, compassion and common sense #GeneralElectionNow
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Does anyone even know what Greggs is in London?
Presenting the Festive Rewind 🎄⏪ We're going bake to the 80s, 90s and 00s to party, Greggs-style. Keep your eyes on our socials - event tickets released on Friday November 17th at 10am...
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Sriracha fans this way 🌶️ It's giveaway time and you could be getting your hands on this bundle of goodies! FOLLOW + RT to be in with a chance to #WIN
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I said no to Ellies most recent demands for a constant stream of money…
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I tried to use voice to search “air fryer chicken legs” to see how long to cook and this is how that went 1/3
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What makes it inferior? Can you get a superior chicken watch? 3/3
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This reminds me of the IT Crowd episode where they convince Jen that the entire Internet is in a small box.
Nadine Dorries, who until last year was in charge of digital regulation in the UK, says tech executives have “big dials” which they deliberately use to “nudge opinion ever leftwards” and suggests this was somehow hidden from her when she met them
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Well…um…wow 😳
That's That's a weird place to put it ...
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Saw @OceanOnStage last night at the @SheffieldLyceum and was absolutely blown away. Incredible production!
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Sign me up this instant
One day I'm going to invent a hotel booking website that tells you how many plug sockets are in the room and their exact location, and I will instantly become a billionaire
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I’m not actually watching the coronation but my timeline tells me that the great British tradition of the nation coming together on such momentous occasions to take the living piss is as strong as ever. – at Exeter, England
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