@figgled

john stamos won't return my emails

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Joined March 2009
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yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
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Adam Gilbert@AdamG_27Sep 14
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My friends and I decided to get tattoos so we’d always have backup eggs just fyi
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Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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RIP Anthony Stewart Head, father figure to many gay weirdos 💔
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Owain@orhuntJun 5
dude could wear the hell out of a hat
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Ustedes son muy chicos pero en los 80 existió una serie llamada Dinastía, donde la doméstica enceraba muy bien las escaleras.
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catherine o'hara posing for a snapshot i took on streets of park slope when i was 10 years old
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When I book a doctor’s appointment because I ate 20 marbles
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When the doctor says I need immediate surgery because it was actually 30 marbles
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When the pre-op nurse says there’s a 50/50 chance because it was in fact 40 marbles
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Wrote about my favourite subreddit!! theguardian.com/culture/2026…

Blurry rats and coyotes with mange: the oddly thrilling subreddit dedicated to identifying wildlife

The most popular posts on r/animalid are exotic lizards and rare birds – but it’s the haziest trail cam screenshots that feel the most dangerous, the most spectacular

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I LOVED this movie
Shudder
@ShudderJan 22
One year ago today, The Ugly Stepsister made its world premiere at Sundance. Today, it marks Independent Film Company and Shudder's first-ever Academy Award® nomination for Best Makeup and Hairstyling! Congratulations to Oscar® Nominees Anne Cathrine Sauerberg & Thomas Foldberg.
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Whichever lip reader interpreted what Leo said at the Golden Globes needs to get to my gym ASAP and tell me what this messy couple are fighting about
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Look at these photos of @figgled I took that we are calling The Judgemental Cowboy series
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HNY to everyone except the losers and haters
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I don't like to say "bless you" when someone sneezes because I don't know if they're religious or not. So instead I just say "I hope you never do that again"
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Whenever I read ‘egregious’ my brain says ‘egg-regguss”
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Can’t wait until someone tweets “Elon is a pedophile with no friends” and it becomes a Certified Banger and they have to delete the whole thing
Pop Crave
@PopCrave11 Nov 2025
X has introduced “Certified Bangers,” ranking the top posts based on their authentic engagement each month, including verified impressions, likes, bookmarks, reposts and replies. Accounts with a “Certified Banger” post will have a badge appear on their profile.
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I was asked to write about Reddit joining the list of sites banned for under 16s & had a lot of stupid fun doing so theguardian.com/media/commen…

From AusLegal to AmItheAsshole: why I’m downvoting the social media ban on Reddit | Deirdre Fidge

We know young people are dancing on Tik Tok, and doing whatever the hell is happening on Kick, but my sympathies are with those about to be booted off Reddit

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May the blessings of three Keith Davids reach you
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