Relatable life + Humor + Hard truth + Life lessons πŸ“Œ

Paradise ✨
Joined May 2022
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Lord. Bless our efforts, surprise us with unexpected money and fill our week with favour and blessings!πŸ™
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Dating an upcoming musician is the easiest way to lose your sanity.
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Everything a m@n does for you at the start of the relationship or dating… That’s his maximum.
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Some girls are weird.πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚
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You can tell a lot of y'all have never had to stand alone for a day in your lives
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Drinking alcohol in Nigeria rn especially gin,is an extreme act of self-sobotage
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A real nigga will never cheat on his woman.
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Men who put their woman's orgasm before their own, deserve good meals & peace.
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The smartest people know which questions require professional advice.
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i hate when somebody makes their poor planning your emergency.
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β€œSun kissed since January” Of course, the sun is the only one kissing you, you single mf😭
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When you got kidnapped and you overheard your African mum on the phone negotiating the ransom from 20m to 14,500 πŸ˜‚πŸ’”
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when i go to the haunted house, but instead of ghosts, i see my 13 year-old self sobbing and shaking on the bathroom floor at 2 am, while digging her nails into her palm.
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Technology. ???
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But also... spending your whole life 'becoming' means you never actually arrived. That's kinda unbecoming.πŸ’†
πŸ“ŒMy prime ends at my funeral. Until then, am still becoming!
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God, when I said I wanted a sign, I didn’t mean β€œPeople You May Know”
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The rate at which I get attacked in under some comments section for just sharing an opinion is very concerning. Painful part is some of this people don't even try to oppose they just go straight up and insult the shit out of you. Are people that daft c'mon.
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Lead me to the part of righteousness
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i'm independent but i'm not stupid. if there's a man around he's gonna do it
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Nope ManU has done more harm than pornography has ever done to humanity.
tbh, pornography has done a lot of harm to humanity.
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