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Fin Tolson

@fintolson

The Laziest Man In Wrestling. Accompanied to the ring by Pixie Stick and Fun Dip, who also tweet for him at times.

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Joined July 2010
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WHEN THE FUCK DID I drop that chicken wing down my shirt. ..
My hero is my toilet. Cause it takes a lot of shit. Oh and @BoobyDean because well he's Bobby Dean...
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God damn it! Pickles on my burger again!
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.@BoobyDean19 Jan 2015
Replying to @fintolson
@fintolson They'd go outta business, obviously.
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I would do so many things for a Klondike bar right now....
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Burrito Farts burrito farts burrito farts...... it's poo time.
If you like it you shoulda put an onion ring on it....
Rock out with your crock out....mmmmmmm slow cooker meatballs
Screw the 5 second rule it takes me at least 15 to bend over to pick it up
Replying to @VainQueenVS
.@VaingloriousVS triple big macs exist? Holy fuck.
Wanna know why Godzilla ain't destroying the world? My booty slayed the fucking lizard. THAT IS WHY ITS SO LUXURIOUS.
What next I'm gonna be to fat to fly? Surgeon general gonna put a weight limit on sex?
Fuck you Segway and your 260lbs weight limit.
If you've never rubbed maple syrup all over yourself you just are not living life to it's fullest.
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There fucking called Daisy dukes that's why.
No mom! I'm not wearing cut off Jean shorts!
So I am thinking of new wrestling gear. DO I go loin cloth or keep the pajama pants
God damn you Samsung make a phone for the obese that doesn't cause typos. Or make predictive fat ass typing
Ask for a friend here. What do you do when you get a big fucking boil on your ass that just won't pop.
I hate the look those sixteen year old snobs give me when I order 100 chicken nuggets and McDicks. News flash you fucking work at mcdicks.
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