Dad to two beautiful girls/unhinged maniacs. Mainly RT’s but with added family misadventures and barely suppressed rage at the whole bloody state of everything.
Pembrokeshire, Wales
Joined September 2011
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Just watched a swan flying and it looked like the whole time it was thinking “FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK HOW THE HELL AM I DOING THIS??”
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The best thing you will hear today! 🔥
Bach’s Cello Suite No. 1 Prelude… played on a flat-top acoustic guitar with hybrid picking.
This is pure magic. So delicate, so precise, and so full of emotion. The fact that it was written for cello and sounds this good on steel strings is wild.
That’s my girl… never stop pushing yourself Darcy Boo!
Presenting the @HCAFCAcademy Team of the Month for October! 💙💫
🤝 havenhydro.co.uk/
🤝 @ValeroPembroke
#PlayingForPembrokeshire
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In 1986, Gene Roddenberry said Patrick Stewart's name should "never, ever be mentioned in my presence again."
Five years later, Stewart sang and danced on the bridge of the Enterprise as a birthday surprise for him.
It was never meant to be seen. A copy survived and ended up as a DVD bonus.
RIP Sir Patrick.
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You know that guy in the McDonald’s bathroom who gives your penis a little shake after you pee? It turns out he doesn’t actually work there
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Looking forward to seeing the Home Office's next leaflet handed out to new arrivals: 'Eating missionaries is a crime in Britain. If you eat a missionary in Britain, the Archbishop of Canterbury will be sad and it may delay you getting a free house'
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i love nature docs & i recently came across one that hit me super hard. turns out the labords chameleon’s life cycle is extremely short. they live only 4-5 months & immediately die after laying & burying their eggs (which is their only purpose)z
in the final moments their nervous system begins to fail as their brain loses control of skin cells, so random nerve firings cause the skin to randomly change colors which causes a ridiculous art as they slowly die. it’s like sort of a visualization of the brain’s final flickerings.
pristine example of nature’s beauty, tragedy, & brutality at the same time.
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A moment to remember for this young @HaverfordwestFC fan, who scoops £300 on the half-time crossbar challenge! 🚀🤩
3 days ago I’d never heard of deer flies. Today I got bitten by one. There’s probably some fancy word for that.
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New Order’s “Blue Monday” played entirely on vintage Casio instruments.
Polaroids of the Pyramids cooked this one. Insanely good!
via: youtube.com/watch?v=h9mm0YlM…
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You don't have to like country to be floored by this.
Chet Atkins and Jerry Reed, two of the greatest fingerstyle guitarists ever, playing "Jerry's Breakdown" live in 1974.
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Bill Oddie, wildlife presenter and comedian, has died aged 85 bbc.in/4bz51uf
