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jenny whenly

@firmcans

diabetic who uses Gatorade in my cereal xo times flies

 Memphis, TN
Joined October 2016
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Yall wore a maxi pad on your ears for a guy who raped kids lol pls burn it all down
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francis@gorgeousbrains2h
hmmm everything is falling apart across the nation. i think i’ll stay right here on the most terrifying app with the absolute worst people that have ever lived.
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“Snickerdoodles didn’t come out until like, 2005. They weren’t at Kroger. They never tasted like snickers.”
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Happy anni @natediggy75
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Armand Domalewski
@ArmandDomaNov 4
the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment
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connor
@ConnorEatsPantsNov 4
rough night for the Republicans. If I were currently The Vice President of The United States I’d probably just kill myself @JDVance
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Dimitri
@thedimitriOct 23
messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Ready For the grizzlies game
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Jonah Dylan@TheJonahDylanOct 22
Here’s the Grizzlies’ tribute to the late Brandon Clarke ahead of the season opener against the Jazz.
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Oh. Not me falling back in love w the grizzlies again
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connor
@ConnorEatsPantsOct 14
Replying to @StephenM
Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing
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Roy Drones Jr@chiweethedogJul 29
we need more of this type of pranking lol
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This video should have won a Peabody award
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I just finished my 100th book this year, but the last month I’ve read a few bangers I liked. Comfort me with apples (novella) Coffin moon Pumpkin seeds Short stay in hell (perfect novella) Navajo nightmare
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I freaking forgot sorrowstones by Felix Blackwell, perfect bleakness, In the top 5 for me for the year
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Maybe, just maybe, Conor McGregor will get punched and his entire anus explodes out of his butthole mouth
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@omgsidewalksJul 8
MY GREATEST ADULT DISAPPOINTMENT WAS DISCOVERING THAT BAD PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH EVERYTHING.
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Tim Pool
@Timcast10 Sep 2025
Source tells me Charlie is stable. Please god
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nottodayiwont@nottodayiwontJul 6
Replying to @santonclip @Healyhack
@jimmyfallon you should be ashamed that you gave this monster a platform.
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UnrealSushi@unrealsushiJul 6
Replying to @Healyhack
why the fuck is that rapist cunt not in prison
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hasanabi
@hasanthehunJul 8
just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. we had phone sex.
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They put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a group of Doberman puppies. I love how he just lays down, rolls over, gets dog piled, and then does it again… I could watch this shit all day. Lol
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