First Date Questions · Sep 28, 2015 · 2:14 PM UTC

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First Date Questions@firstdateqs28 Sep 2015

how many hours a week do you spend staring at yourself in the mirror wearing only an open robe

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First Date Questions · Sep 17, 2015 · 7:36 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs17 Sep 2015

when is the last time you wore socks with sandals and how quickly were the authorities called on you

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First Date Questions · Sep 16, 2015 · 10:11 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs16 Sep 2015

if we ever shared a bunk bed, how long would it take for you to surrender and give me top bunk

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First Date Questions · Sep 15, 2015 · 9:46 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs15 Sep 2015

what's your personal record for time spent devouring an entire package of Oreos without breathing

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First Date Questions · Sep 15, 2015 · 7:24 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs15 Sep 2015

on a scale of one to just-woke-up-from-hibernating bear, how violent do you get when someone asks to share movie popcorn

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First Date Questions · Sep 14, 2015 · 9:59 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs14 Sep 2015

would you rather have a cucumber or a banana inside of you? like, if you had to choose?

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First Date Questions · Sep 14, 2015 · 4:01 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs14 Sep 2015

do you think fuzzy caterpillars know their "hair" isn't really hair and their entire existence is actually a fucking sham

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First Date Questions · Sep 11, 2015 · 6:38 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs11 Sep 2015

what's the smallest number of bites it's taken you to eat an entire loaf of bread

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First Date Questions · Sep 11, 2015 · 2:50 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs11 Sep 2015

if we were at dinner and i dropped my whole plate on the ground, how quickly would you offer me all of your food

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First Date Questions · Sep 10, 2015 · 6:31 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs10 Sep 2015

what’s your favorite type of pretzel

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First Date Questions · Sep 3, 2015 · 4:04 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs3 Sep 2015

when is the last time you cried your way through an entire half pound all beef burger and large fries with a diet coke

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First Date Questions · Aug 28, 2015 · 4:15 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs28 Aug 2015

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Oprah Winfrey. yes or no?

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First Date Questions · Aug 27, 2015 · 5:41 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs27 Aug 2015

when is the last time you woke up at 1 am & ate a box of instant mashed potatoes with a wooden spoon before you realized what you were doing

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First Date Questions · Aug 21, 2015 · 4:19 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs21 Aug 2015

when did you first realize everything is impossible

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First Date Questions · Aug 20, 2015 · 8:08 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs20 Aug 2015

how many months is too many months to go without washing my sheets

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First Date Questions · Aug 19, 2015 · 9:37 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs19 Aug 2015

are you a normal ice cream cone licker or one of those people who bites right into it like some kinda animal

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First Date Questions · Aug 17, 2015 · 9:36 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs17 Aug 2015

do you think dogs like the smell of their own farts

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First Date Questions · Aug 11, 2015 · 3:17 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs11 Aug 2015

if you could drop a house on anybody, like Dorothy-style, who would you just obliterate

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First Date Questions · Jul 27, 2015 · 9:30 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs27 Jul 2015

if your dog could talk, how quickly would it rat you out

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First Date Questions · Jul 23, 2015 · 7:25 PM UTC

First Date Questions@firstdateqs23 Jul 2015

how many hours a day do you think about pooping

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