part-time kazoo god of the contiguous united states, full-time arbiter of moral truths.

Joined November 2020
seems to me like elizabeth holmes' strategic approach to the doc was an attempt to leave the audience thinking "holy shit, we wrongfully imprisoned amelia bedelia"
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My favorite genre of image, if you have more below please feel free to add
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no please what else do you have to share
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please let’s not disrespect the Cheesecake Factory.
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I have loved the Cheesecake Factory all my life. I was last there Friday. God Bless the Mall for it contains the Cheesecake Factory
4pm on a thursday activities. literally worry about yourself king
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no more i say
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it is almost my birthday by the way by the way
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maybe if the phonetic alphabet wasn’t lame as hell id use it
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attempting to explain to someone who learned to drive in houston that you do in fact need more than one car of space between u on the highway
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it’s not going well
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the sun will rise the sun will set cheesecake factory will remain in business
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these are my affirmations
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these are trying times yes but we still have cheesecake factory at the mall
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what are you deficient in if you feel like your bones want to escape your skin sack and you’re a little warm and also very distracted
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hey there! we have been exchanging money for votes, and it looks like it is starting to reflect poorly on you and your image. moving forward, we will be more discreet about this so you can continue being our puppet, but it will be harder to prove
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I just think it would be so cool to have one week in my life where something does not break at cost
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5pm sunsets begin next week
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what does it mean if a millennial in the wild assumes you are also a millennial? am I chopped and/or unc?
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looking for razor recs… dollar shave club is no longer what it used to be rip
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