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Lucy S. Malfoy

@firstfallofsnow

true crime. trash tv. Swiftie since OG Speak Now era.

Joined June 2019
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If I don’t crash the car at some point dancing to Opalite I will be shocked #thelifeofashowgirl #TLOAS #TaylorSwift
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What are William Tyrrell’s foster parents name?
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Two incels in the final three of #SurvivorAU
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Bill Burr is an absolute legend for this. Roasting conspiracy theorists like Joe Rogan who want to blame the LA fires on homeless people. You can see how uncomfortable Jimmy Kimmel became as soon as he said "Free Luigi"
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Spot the difference (you can’t - it’s the same picture) #Unlocked #UnlockedAJailExperience #BreakingBad
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Surely this person was high when they got these eyebrow tattoos because fuck. #UnlockedAJailExperiment #unlocked
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How do I get a sugar daddy? Can I please have some money?
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Anna-@annatime9424 Apr 2024
This is Molly Ticehurst. Just 3 weeks ago she worked up the courage to tell the police what her abuser was doing. He was charged, given bail. Now she is gone. Speak up Australia. This needs to stop.
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Taylor really just said “here are 30 songs for you to discuss, decipher and FUCK YOU KIM KARDASHIAN” #TSTTPD #TTPD #TTPDBoardMeeting #TTPDAnthology
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thanK you aIMee. KIM is capitalized. I am cackling. #TTPD #TSTTPD
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why is the best thing that taylor's ever done a 31 song two part album spurred by a manic episode that appears to be primarily about matty healy. #TSTTPD #TTPDBoardMeeting
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YOU NEEDED ME BUT YOU NEEDED DRUGS MORE #TTPD #TTPDBoardMeeting
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Is it crazy to just watch this count down? #TSTTPD #THETORTUEDPOETSDEPARTMENT
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Vinny@sickestarmydoll19 Apr 2024
Florida?! #TTPD #TSTTPD
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Vinny@sickestarmydoll19 Apr 2024
THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED GIVES ME CHILLS #TTPD #TSTTPD
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Vinny@sickestarmydoll19 Apr 2024
Lights, camera, bitch smile #TSTTPD #ICanDoItWithABrokenHeart
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Sav@LongStorySav19 Apr 2024
THE RING LINE IN TTPD MY JAW IS LITERALLY ON THE FLOOR “THAT’S THE CLOSEST I’VE COME” I AM SCREAMING CRYING AND THROWING UP EVERY WHERE PLEASE SEDATE ME IMMEDIATELY #TSTTPD
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Matty Healy after hearing the album is mostly about him
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she’s giving herself shock therapy in the video. she should have done this sooner then we could have avoided the whole ratty scenario.
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@taylorswift1319 Apr 2024
At this hearing, I stand before my fellow members of The Tortured Poets Department with a summary of my findings. Album tonight. Fortnight music video tomorrow at 8pm et. taylor.lnk.to/thetorturedpoe…
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Men’s mental health isn’t a feminist issue. Sort your fucking issues out without killing someone. Men are dumb
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