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zyre

@firstladye3

Easy going

Joined August 2025
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Hello Monday 😸 I'm tired of youuuuu
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Adoga
@adogaAd18h
Good morning mutuals Happy new day Happy new week May the Lord guide us
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I am exhausted, I think i need a full body massage 💆‍♀️ 😩
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The Man Turned Into A Snake
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Don't assume I have a man Simply ask .....
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These Aliens Came to Earth for a Dentist
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🚨 URGENTLY HIRING: ONE MAN TO ACT AS MY FIANCÉ 😂😭 So, I promised my mum that before this year runs out, I would be coming home with my fiancé. And guess what? I'm not backing down on that promise Since the original plan isn't working, I've decided to open recruitment. 👇
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If you're interested and ready for this serious but unserious assignment, comment "I'M AVAILABLE." Please, serious applicants only. My mother's expectations are at stake!
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REMUNERATION: ₦500,000 for the one-month contract. 💰 At the end of the month, contract expires. No emotional attachment, no renewal unless mutually agreed.
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Don't overact or try to prove that you're deeply in love with me. We are professionals, remember?
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In my mum's presence, you are allowed to give me one gentle peck. No passionate kissing, no tight hugs and absolutely no romantic love eyes. Please, behave like a responsible fiancé on probation. 🤣
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Accommodation: We can either stay in separate rooms or share one room with a pillow serving as the official boundary between us. Don't cross the line!
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2.No romance, no kissing, no unnecessary touching. This is strictly a professional arrangement.
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JOB DESCRIPTION & CONDITIONS: 1. You must be willing to travel home with me and stay with my mum for ONE MONTH. Yes, just one month. We're here to convince her, not start a family. 😭
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As a guy you don't initiate romance before S3x , your name should be called mango
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Omor I survived bandits, ebola, COVID, boko haram, fulani herdsmen. E no go funny if na heat later kpai me o
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Tell me what makes you happy as a man
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Why are boyfriends k!lying girlfriends...nawaoo
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Guys that knows how to kiss >>>>>>>>
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Have you ever been in love so bad that you sometimes forget about yourself
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